BAU TEXT

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Private chat with Spencer and y/n

Y/n: hey Spence what's up?

Spencer: nothing why?

Y/n: just checking on you. How's the study date good

Spencer: it's not a date and it over

Y/n: that was early

Spencer: how do you know

Y/n: well you told me you were leaving at like 7:40 and it's okay 8:05

Spencer: okay. I have work to do. I'll talk to you tomorrow

Y/n: okay bye

Reid sucks toes

Y/n: he didn't tell me

Derek: oh

Penelope: that's not good 🙁

Derek: I'm scared rn and it's not even my relationship

Y/n: okay I'll see you tomorrow ❤️

Emily: This is like reality tv drama

Derek sucks hotch ding dang GC

Hotch: can we change the nam

Emily: no we can't

Hotch: Js name is Bau text 😪

Derek: please no

JJ: it stays the same

Rossi: y/n and Spencer are quiet

Derek: 😔

JJ: 🙁

Hotch: what's wrong?

Emily: they will break up 😔

Hotch: WHY?

Derek: cause Reid is a cheating hoe 😪

Spencer: what?

Emily: we saw you kiss her smh

Penelope: GUYS!

JJ: you dumb asses now you just exposed y/n spying on Reid

Spencer: she what?

Derek: you dumbbass blonde

Spencer and y/n chat

Spencer: did you fucking spy on me?

Y/n: what?

Spencer: don't play dumb did you spy on me?

Y/n: okay wait let me explain

Spencer: explain that you don't trust me?

Y/n: I have a right to not trust you.

Spencer: enlighten me.

Y/n: she fucking kissed you and you said nothing too me about. You didn't tell your girlfriend she kissed you? Are you kidding me Spencer?!?!

Spencer: y/n.

Y/n: also aren't you supposed to be like a genius number one why would a pretty girl ask you for help

Spencer: what does that mean

Y/n: half of the girls that talk too you don't care about learning Reid they just wanna fuck you

Spencer: I wanted to help her

Y/n: she didn't want your help!

Derek sucks hotch ding dang

Derek: they are so quiet

Emily: you two ding dongs ruin everything

JJ: YOU WERE APART OF IT??!?

Derek: I hope they Js fuck it out

JJ: I-?