Derek: shipping hotch and y/n hard rn.
Emily: lol you wish
Y/n: where do y'all be getting these I swear to the lord-JJ: SHIP LIKE MARRY HAVE KIDS
Spencer: no kids
Y/n: right no kids.
Y/n: JJ you can have 2 little brats but I don't want anyway zero.
Hotch: oh-
Derek: my ship is docking.. 😒
Y/n: no the kids I like are Henry and the other one and captain jack 🤨
Derek: BACK IN THE WATER get wet.. 😩
Emily: okay stfu you baldie
Rossi: JEISBE JEHE
Y/n: BYE-
Rossi: I CANT RN-
Y/n: David? You good man..
Rossi: no. I'm in your mom lol
Derek: let me in too 😩😩 tear dat fat fat up 🤪
Y/n: nobody asked you baldie's basics.
Emily: BYE NO NO NOT BALDIES BASIC THATS SO GOOD MAN GENIUS Y/N SMATER THAN GENIUS BOY ISTG-
Spencer: pardon?
JJ: THAT WAS HELLA CLEVER
Derek: fuck you y/n.
Y/n: no go smash your teachers pet.
Emily: HELLO-?
Y/n: Teacher's pet
If I'm so special, why am I secret?
Yeah, why the fuck is that?
Do you regret
The things we shared that I'll never forget?
Well, do you? Tell me that
I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years
I knew this wouldn't last, but fuck you, don't you leave me here
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special, why am I secret?Y/n: me to hotch:
Hotch: your not my pet?
Y/n: can be bae 😍
Emily: STOP CHEATING ON SPENCER
Y/n: oh. Sorry Spencer
Spencer: it's okay! I think?
Y/n: you wanna date?
Spencer: yeah sure
Y/n: okay cool we date now.
JJ: tf just happened?
Hotch: y/n and Spencer are dating congrats!
Emily: PFFT NOT HOTCH SUPPORTING
Hotch: gotta support 😍
Derek: hitch on the inside 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Hotch: Stfu baldie's basics
Y/n: BYE GOODNIGHT BITCHES
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