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Derek: shipping hotch and y/n hard rn.

Emily: lol you wish

Y/n: where do y'all be getting these I swear to the lord-

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Y/n: where do y'all be getting these I swear to the lord-

JJ: SHIP LIKE MARRY HAVE KIDS

Spencer: no kids

Y/n: right no kids.

Y/n: JJ you can have 2 little brats but I don't want anyway zero.

Hotch: oh-

Derek: my ship is docking.. 😒

Y/n: no the kids I like are Henry and the other one and captain jack 🤨

Derek: BACK IN THE WATER get wet.. 😩

Emily: okay stfu you baldie

Rossi: JEISBE JEHE

Y/n: BYE-

Rossi: I CANT RN-

Y/n: David? You good man..

Rossi: no. I'm in your mom lol

Derek: let me in too 😩😩 tear dat fat fat up 🤪

Y/n: nobody asked you baldie's basics.

Emily: BYE NO NO NOT BALDIES BASIC THATS SO GOOD MAN GENIUS Y/N SMATER THAN GENIUS BOY ISTG-

Spencer: pardon?

JJ: THAT WAS HELLA CLEVER

Derek: fuck you y/n.

Y/n: no go smash your teachers pet.

Emily: HELLO-?

Y/n: Teacher's pet
If I'm so special, why am I secret?
Yeah, why the fuck is that?
Do you regret
The things we shared that I'll never forget?
Well, do you? Tell me that
I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years
I knew this wouldn't last, but fuck you, don't you leave me here
Teacher's pet
If I'm so special, why am I secret?

Y/n: me to hotch:

Hotch: your not my pet?

Y/n: can be bae 😍

Emily: STOP CHEATING ON SPENCER

Y/n: oh. Sorry Spencer

Spencer: it's okay! I think?

Y/n: you wanna date?

Spencer: yeah sure

Y/n: okay cool we date now.

JJ: tf just happened?

Hotch: y/n and Spencer are dating congrats!

Emily: PFFT NOT HOTCH SUPPORTING

Hotch: gotta support 😍

Derek: hitch on the inside 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hotch: Stfu baldie's basics

Y/n: BYE GOODNIGHT BITCHES

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