Derek: trip lol
Y/n: Oml want is wrong with you
Emily: nah this bald bitch finna say sum stupid shit
JJ: oh God..
Y/n: trip?
Hotch: here we go..
Derek: TRIP AND FALL ON DEEZ NUTS 🥜
JJ: I'll cute yours off lol ❤️
Emily: YES WIFE
Derek: remember when Emily said Wi-Fi LMAO
Y/n: OMG I FORGOT ABT THAT 😭
Emily: F ALL YAL IMMA GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
Y/n: not you faking your death again Lol
Derek: LMAO Y/N NAH
Y/n: remember how much Spencer hated me because of that LMAOOOO 😭
Spencer: yeah you lied to me I'll eat your soul
Y/n: OH OH- uhm..
Hotch: uncalled for..
JJ: Derek took his phone lol
Y/n: PFFT UNDERSTANDABLE
Spencer: STOP DEREK ARE YOU LIKE 5??
Y/n; LMAO GO OWFFF
Emily: SLAY EAT THE PLATE
Spencer:did you guys know visibly dirty floors are obvious hazards, but those that look clean can harbor bacteria too. Some germs can survive on floors for a long time, and of course it's impossible to see them?
Y/n: nah but that's for that babes ❤️
Spencer: you're welcome y/n 🐣
Y/n: SPENCER IS SO CUTE I WILL DIE FOR U ILL WILL CRY FOR U I WILL GET ON MY KNEES ILYSM I DO I DO UR SO AMAZIING AND SMART ABD KIND ILY ILY ILY MARRY ME PLS ILL DIE IF YOU DONT MARRY ME FR I WILL ILL JUMP OFF MY BALCONY PLS IM INLOVE W U UR SO CUTE
Derek: damn..
Emily: speechless.
Derek: hotchie boy is jealous lol
Hotch: no
Y/n: where is Rossi making pasta or
Something?
Rossi: why do you want some I'll make some
Y/n: YES PLS PLS PLS
Rossi: alright kiddo
Y/n: Rossi cures my daddy issues tbh
Derek: I'm gonna go have sex now bye lol
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
