Y/n: y'all i think Haley is haunting me.
Hotch: why do you think that?
Y/n because I hear them whispering bout the places that you've been and how you don't know how to keep your business CLEAN
Hotch; keep my business clean? Tbh you right
Emily: LMAO WHAT-
Y/n: Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop, doing something unholy
He's sat back while she's dropping it, she be popping it
Yeah, she put it down slowly
Derek: daddy issues? Same...
Emily: lol
JJ: is y/n okay though..
Spencer: no I don't think so..
Y/n: Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he left his kids at
Ho-ee-oh-ee-ome, so he can get that
Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop, doing something unholy (woo)
Hotch: oh it's a damn prank.
Y/n: lol Hotch is so smart.
Y/n but seriously I might be getting haunted by them dead bitches.
Hotch : why would Haley haunt you.
Y/n I don't know why your dead girlfriend is haunting me man.
Emily: FOUL LOL
Y/n: HOTCH WAIT IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TOOO U WOBT MARRY ME NOW IN GONNA KMS
Spencer: what does that mean?
Derek: kill myself
Hotch: Y/N DO NOT FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
Emily: Y/N DONT SERIOUSLY HOTCH IS OKAY HE DONT CARE
JJ: Y/n? Did she?
Rossi: kid?
Spencer: y/n..?
Y/n: sorry y'all mr pizza came y'all should cum over and eat some.
Derek: NAH WHY U SPELL LIKE THAY
Y/n: oops lol
Emily: ON MY WAY
Rossi: ILL BRING PASTA!
Emily: TY TU I LOVE YOU ROSSI I LOVE YOU UR SO NICE
JJ: On my way!
Derek: I got Spencer.
Hotch: I promised jack i would do something with him sorry guys
Y/n: it's okay your kid comes first babes!
Hotch: ❤️
Emily: ooooh red heart ship.
Y/n: I hope you crash Emily I hate you
Emily: IM SORRY Y/N PLS FORGIVE
Y/n: okay I love you em 🤪
Emily: LOVE U TOO BTW HERE
JJ: I'm gonna marry a fucking rock lol
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
