Y/n: y'all i think Haley is haunting me.
Hotch: why do you think that?
Y/n because I hear them whispering bout the places that you've been and how you don't know how to keep your business CLEAN
Hotch; keep my business clean? Tbh you right
Emily: LMAO WHAT-
Y/n: Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop, doing something unholy
He's sat back while she's dropping it, she be popping it
Yeah, she put it down slowlyDerek: daddy issues? Same...
Emily: lol
JJ: is y/n okay though..
Spencer: no I don't think so..
Y/n: Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he left his kids at
Ho-ee-oh-ee-ome, so he can get that
Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop, doing something unholy (woo)Hotch: oh it's a damn prank.
Y/n: lol Hotch is so smart.
Y/n but seriously I might be getting haunted by them dead bitches.
Hotch : why would Haley haunt you.
Y/n I don't know why your dead girlfriend is haunting me man.
Emily: FOUL LOL
Y/n: HOTCH WAIT IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TOOO U WOBT MARRY ME NOW IN GONNA KMS
Spencer: what does that mean?
Derek: kill myself
Hotch: Y/N DO NOT FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
Emily: Y/N DONT SERIOUSLY HOTCH IS OKAY HE DONT CARE
JJ: Y/n? Did she?
Rossi: kid?
Spencer: y/n..?
Y/n: sorry y'all mr pizza came y'all should cum over and eat some.
Derek: NAH WHY U SPELL LIKE THAY
Y/n: oops lol
Emily: ON MY WAY
Rossi: ILL BRING PASTA!
Emily: TY TU I LOVE YOU ROSSI I LOVE YOU UR SO NICE
JJ: On my way!
Derek: I got Spencer.
Hotch: I promised jack i would do something with him sorry guys
Y/n: it's okay your kid comes first babes!
Hotch: ❤️
Emily: ooooh red heart ship.
Y/n: I hope you crash Emily I hate you
Emily: IM SORRY Y/N PLS FORGIVE
Y/n: okay I love you em 🤪
Emily: LOVE U TOO BTW HERE
JJ: I'm gonna marry a fucking rock lol
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!