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Derek: y/n is in her almond mom era

Y/n: shut up 😭

Hotch: you do look like your talking billy to soccer practice

Y/n: WHAT 😭😭

Emily: hotch 😭

JJ: not billy-

Y/n: y'all chill I had Pilates this morning🧍‍♀️

Emily: WAIT STOP I CANT BREATH.

Y/n: no but on a real note I have a meeting with mrs staruss so I wore athletic wear just in case I have to jump of a window.

Derek: fair enough.

Elle: she's a demon straight from hell 😟

Emily: nah she satan

Y/n: she's worst than Satan

Derek: girl who is worst than Satan?

Y/n: my dad 🤷‍♀️

Derek: that's true asf

Elle: she got a point

9:23 am

Y/n: y'all I swear I'm gonna kill my self

Hotch: what's she talking about?

Y/n: she's talking about my gun and how I shouldn't have it

Hotch: but you passed the test

Y/n: she said she thinks I slept with them

Elle: aren't they like 90?

Y/n: Fr-

Derek: beat her ass Fr

Y/n: her baby daddy beats on her though 🤷‍♀️

Elle: crying rn

Hotch: if I was him I would too 🙄

Y/n: luv hotch in his funny era

Y/n: oh now she's talking about u hotch

Hotch: what is that hag saying about me?

JJ: HAG? 😭

Y/n: she said she thinks we are the we are because ur a bad boss

Hotch: what's wrong with y'all-

Derek: that's what I'm saying..

Emily: she's just mad because she pushing 200 and we are still young smart and hot.

Elle: Fr

Y/n: she says that she thinks Elle should leave while she still can.

Elle: f her I am not going no where tf?

Y/n: y'all I think we should jump her

Hotch: I wish 🙄

Y/n: she has nothing bad to say abt Rossi though 💀

Elle: he's been gone a while

Hotch: he'll be back tomorrow or Tuesday.

Y/n: alright 😔👍

Derek: ngl it was quiet without him

Emily: that's why I've been so hungry lol

Y/n: hotch she wants to talk to u

Hotch: 😔 On my way

Y/n: kk