Derek: y/n is in her almond mom era
Y/n: shut up 😭
Hotch: you do look like your talking billy to soccer practice
Y/n: WHAT 😭😭
Emily: hotch 😭
JJ: not billy-
Y/n: y'all chill I had Pilates this morning🧍♀️
Emily: WAIT STOP I CANT BREATH.
Y/n: no but on a real note I have a meeting with mrs staruss so I wore athletic wear just in case I have to jump of a window.
Derek: fair enough.
Elle: she's a demon straight from hell 😟
Emily: nah she satan
Y/n: she's worst than Satan
Derek: girl who is worst than Satan?
Y/n: my dad 🤷♀️
Derek: that's true asf
Elle: she got a point
9:23 am
Y/n: y'all I swear I'm gonna kill my self
Hotch: what's she talking about?
Y/n: she's talking about my gun and how I shouldn't have it
Hotch: but you passed the test
Y/n: she said she thinks I slept with them
Elle: aren't they like 90?
Y/n: Fr-
Derek: beat her ass Fr
Y/n: her baby daddy beats on her though 🤷♀️
Elle: crying rn
Hotch: if I was him I would too 🙄
Y/n: luv hotch in his funny era
Y/n: oh now she's talking about u hotch
Hotch: what is that hag saying about me?
JJ: HAG? 😭
Y/n: she said she thinks we are the we are because ur a bad boss
Hotch: what's wrong with y'all-
Derek: that's what I'm saying..
Emily: she's just mad because she pushing 200 and we are still young smart and hot.
Elle: Fr
Y/n: she says that she thinks Elle should leave while she still can.
Elle: f her I am not going no where tf?
Y/n: y'all I think we should jump her
Hotch: I wish 🙄
Y/n: she has nothing bad to say abt Rossi though 💀
Elle: he's been gone a while
Hotch: he'll be back tomorrow or Tuesday.
Y/n: alright 😔👍
Derek: ngl it was quiet without him
Emily: that's why I've been so hungry lol
Y/n: hotch she wants to talk to u
Hotch: 😔 On my way
Y/n: kk
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!