Derek: EYY
Y/n: hiii
Derek: forgot you are in your nice era..
Emily: she is and she is doing great
Spencer: I think she is planning murder...
Y/n: Reid stfu before I shoot you in the throat ❤️
Derek: oh-
Spencer: y'all I'm scared 😔😔😔😔
Elle: you changed a lot 😃
Emily: yeah
Y/n: Fr went from hotch is my daddy to call me daddy 🤷♀️
Hotch: some stuff stays in ur head
Y/n: you should've stayed in your dad's pussy 😔❤️
Derek: what the hell happened to your nice era
Y/n: oh shit right lol
Spencer: HIS WHAT?
Elle: 😭
Y/n: but honestly I wish I stayed in my dad pussy 😕
JJ: Y/n???
Emily: why is this funny
Elle: I DONT KNOW
Y/n: nuts 😕
Emily: y/n!!! 😭😭😭
Elle: PLS-
Derek: nuts
Y/n: pennie wennie
JJ: STOP
Y/n: if I was in my dad puss everything would be okay.
Hotch: r u high?
Y/n: it's Saturday night of course I'm high dumb dumb
Elle: I should be high too
Y/n: we should all have sex honestly
Hotch: no.
Y/n: fine
Emily: get y/n high more often this is funny
Elle: seriously though
Hotch: anyway..
Rossi: how is everyone
Derek: Ayy, rip off my shirt if you love me (love me)
Spit in my face when you fuck me (fuck me)
Play with my gooch, while you suck me (suck me)
Eat the dick like you was uglyEmily: eat wha-
Elle: scary..
Derek: Slut me out (out)
Slut me out (out)
Slut (slut), slut (slut)
Slut me outY/n: what's that song?
Hotch: oh god Derek look what you did.
Spencer: y/n baby...
Elle: aww yall r cute
Y/n: has bad word
Emily: duh
Y/n: no be mean :(((
Emily: WAIT IM APRDY
Hotch: are you high too?
Elle: SHHH
Y/n: Emily so man to me I said
JJ: what-
Elle: Emily is so mean to me I sad
Emily: what did I do too u??
Emily: never mind.
Y/n: I six stars ⭐️
Elle: I see stars
Spencer: On my way
Hotch: before she murder someone
Y/n: what if I murder me self
Elle: real
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