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Emily: let's all agree that y/n and Rossi make the best dad daughter duo ever

JJ: seriously they do

Y/n: yeah we carry

Rossi: yeah what y/n said!

Y/n: we carry the world on our backs.

Rossi: we carry the weight on our shoulder 😍👍

Y/n: SLAY YOU ATE

Rossi: THANK YOU! I was learning

Emily: excellent learner tbh

JJ: finally we have corrupted everyone except penny but she stays the same because if she was like us I'd cry

Y/n: Fr we love you penny

Penelope: kisses! 😘

Derek: ur mom is so tight 😍

Y/n: she's dead 😔✊

Derek: oh-

Y/n: and by the way my mom was a whore so that Poosay is lose 😍

Emily: HELP WHAT 😭

Y/n: my parents were like mafia so she got shot 😍 they slayed her

Spencer: are you okay..?

Y/n: I don't know man..

Emily: uhm.. you need therapy

Y/n: no ❤️🖕

Hotch: you are not okay.

Y/n: SO WHAT ABOUT IT?

Spencer: I'm here for you

Y/n: DONT CALL ME KIM HOE TF GOT GOOD PUSSY GOT EM BUSSIN OUT MY WINDOW 😍😍😍😍😍

Spencer: 😧☝️

Y/n: it's a song don't start w me

Derek: got hotch acting up 👀🤪

Hotch: do you stop..can we turn you off

Derek: NOOE BECAUSE YOU TURNED ME ON SEXY DILF DADDY 😍

Y/n: leave our boss alone please

Hotch: please do.

JJ: Derek you are not mentally okay..

Spencer: don't tell me you just found that out 🤦

Y/n: LMAO

Emily: they laugh at me cause I'm EMOOO

Spencer: I killed my girlfriend that's why I'm single 😿

Y/n: IM SORRY YOUR GONNA DO WHAT TO ME?

Spencer: ITS A SONG BABE- IM NOT I SWEAR

Y/n: Rossi pick me up in scared..

Rossi: I got you bestie

Spencer: you know damn well I won't kill you

Y/n: yeah BUT ROSSI YOU GETTING WITH THE COOL KIDS SLAY

Rossi: yes yes I be eating 😍☝️

Hotch: well this is fun.

Derek: wanna have more fun bae 👀

Hotch: die. Disrespectfully Die. 🖤

Emily: emo hotch

Hotch: emo Emily 🤗

Y/n: PLS emo x Emily fanfic

JJ: NAH YALL AWFUL 😭

Spencer: yeah but we're hot 👍

Y/n: so true bae 😍👴

Derek: Fr we so hot hottest team ever