Emily: let's all agree that y/n and Rossi make the best dad daughter duo ever
JJ: seriously they do
Y/n: yeah we carry
Rossi: yeah what y/n said!
Y/n: we carry the world on our backs.
Rossi: we carry the weight on our shoulder 😍👍
Y/n: SLAY YOU ATE
Rossi: THANK YOU! I was learning
Emily: excellent learner tbh
JJ: finally we have corrupted everyone except penny but she stays the same because if she was like us I'd cry
Y/n: Fr we love you penny
Penelope: kisses! 😘
Derek: ur mom is so tight 😍
Y/n: she's dead 😔✊
Derek: oh-
Y/n: and by the way my mom was a whore so that Poosay is lose 😍
Emily: HELP WHAT 😭
Y/n: my parents were like mafia so she got shot 😍 they slayed her
Spencer: are you okay..?
Y/n: I don't know man..
Emily: uhm.. you need therapy
Y/n: no ❤️🖕
Hotch: you are not okay.
Y/n: SO WHAT ABOUT IT?
Spencer: I'm here for you
Y/n: DONT CALL ME KIM HOE TF GOT GOOD PUSSY GOT EM BUSSIN OUT MY WINDOW 😍😍😍😍😍
Spencer: 😧☝️
Y/n: it's a song don't start w me
Derek: got hotch acting up 👀🤪
Hotch: do you stop..can we turn you off
Derek: NOOE BECAUSE YOU TURNED ME ON SEXY DILF DADDY 😍
Y/n: leave our boss alone please
Hotch: please do.
JJ: Derek you are not mentally okay..
Spencer: don't tell me you just found that out 🤦
Y/n: LMAO
Emily: they laugh at me cause I'm EMOOO
Spencer: I killed my girlfriend that's why I'm single 😿
Y/n: IM SORRY YOUR GONNA DO WHAT TO ME?
Spencer: ITS A SONG BABE- IM NOT I SWEAR
Y/n: Rossi pick me up in scared..
Rossi: I got you bestie
Spencer: you know damn well I won't kill you
Y/n: yeah BUT ROSSI YOU GETTING WITH THE COOL KIDS SLAY
Rossi: yes yes I be eating 😍☝️
Hotch: well this is fun.
Derek: wanna have more fun bae 👀
Hotch: die. Disrespectfully Die. 🖤
Emily: emo hotch
Hotch: emo Emily 🤗
Y/n: PLS emo x Emily fanfic
JJ: NAH YALL AWFUL 😭
Spencer: yeah but we're hot 👍
Y/n: so true bae 😍👴
Derek: Fr we so hot hottest team ever
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!