Y/n: hotch is such a bitch 😶
Emily: second that asf
Derek: he gave you extra work?
Y/n: no 😒
JJ: he took your Starbucks away after you paid like 25 dollars?
Emily: Starbucks in expensive as hell
Y/n: no.
Rossi: took your phone?
Penelope: how would she text us 🧐
Emily: FR-?
Y/n: NO
Emily: I don't know bae...
Spencer: why is he a bitch then?
Y/n: because he is one 😒
Emily: so true 🫶
Hotch: okay so I did nothing too you...
Derek: HEY YOU
Emily: LMAO 😭
Y/n: you would buy me coffee you cunt 😐
Derek: kinda rude...
JJ; why are y'all in hotch's ass?
Emily: what ass?
Peneople: [one imagine attached]
Emily: DAYUMMMM SHARE HOE
Derek: 🤤🤤🤤
JJ: HELP-
Spencer: okay but.. why do you have that pen.
Penelope: y/n has pictures of all of us ❤️
Y/n: LMAO
Hotch: okay but how did you get that?
Y/n: I took a photo off Spencer because he was looking 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 but then I zoomed in and saw your ass 🥸
Hotch; oh..
Derek: photo of Reid now.
Y/n: [one imagine attached]
Emily; LUCKY ASS GORLLLL
Derek: DAYUMMM OKAYYYYYYU PRETTY BOYYYY I SEE YOU 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Spencer: when even was that 😭
Y/n: the unsub pissed you off when he called you a bitch lol and you looked hot so I took it.
Emily; piss him off more
Y/n: 🙂🔪👩🏻🩸🚔👮🔫🙂🔫👮🩸🏃♀️🏡🧳🚘🛃🛄🛅🛂💺🚶♀️🌎🛫🛬✈️🌎🌆🚶♀️🏨🚶♀️🧘♀️🚶♀️🛁🛀🧖♀️🚶♀️👚🚶♀️🛌🥱😪😴
Derek: that's a whole story..
Hotch: wow.
Emily: never disregard what I said.
Rossi: Emily how do you know so many big words..
Emily: I snort
Y/n: smart* dumbass 🥱
Emily: sure
Derek; okay.
Hotch; okay.
Y/n: PFFT 😭
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
