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Derek: y/n ilysm

Y/n: why?

Elle: because of what you bought him

Y/n: oh lol ur welcome 🧍‍♀️

Emily: she's a hella good gift person

Hotch: no she's not.

Elle: why?

Hotch:..

JJ: what happened?

Y/n: hehehe

Spencer: 😟

Penelope: WHAT?

Hotch: tell them.

Y/n: okay fine.

Y/n: I bought hotch a dildo :)))))

Elle: PFFT-

Emily: Y/N!!!!

Spencer: why...?

Y/n: so he can shove it up his

Elle: I love the way Derek ran to take her phone

Derek: I already knew what was next

Y/n: ass 🤷‍♀️

Hotch: smh 🤦‍♂️

JJ: idc what you say Hotch definitely needs it

Derek: excuse me?

Emily: ur excused

Derek: he doesn't need it 🤦‍♂️

Y/n: fine I'll give it to Emily and JJ they need it more ig

Hotch: good take the box

Emily: YAY DILDO!!!

Spencer: em.. 😟

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