Y/n: WHATS UP COWS
Hotch: why aren't you asleep
Y/n: because I got shot in the arm 😪🖕
Derek: LMAO
Y/n: stfu I saved your pathetic life 🥵
Emily: YES YOU DID THANK BAE
Y/n: yw bae 🥳❤️
JJ: imagine we didn't get saved
Y/n: y'all cows would die 😼🌜
Y/n: I'm watching bad girls club
Derek: where's Reid?
Y/n: dead I killed him he was annoying me
Hotch: what did you actually?
Rossi: I don't think she did but I don't know
Emily: as she should
Derek: PLS-
Spencer: I'm not dead 😪
Hotch: oh thank God-
Y/n: you thought I killed him?
Penelope: I mean..?
Emily: I fell running to the stairs
Y/n: your ass would do some shit like that
Y/n: WHATS TALINF AO LONG IL DIW OD STAEBONR INEDS FDOD
Derek: like father like daughter
Y/n: I wish you were my dad tbh 😔👌
Emily: lmao
Y/n: but like I got my riz from you so-
Derek: YEA U DID
Y/n: I have w rizz though
Hotch: I bet you do.
Y/n: I be rizzing people up
Derek: me and y/n 🔛🔝
Emily: of what?
Y/n: the world you whore
Y/n: where is JJ?
JJ: taking care of my kids
Y/n: okay single mom vibes
Derek: how's the divorce though
JJ: me and Emily can legally be dating because me and will see fully divorced?
Spencer: wait did you cheat on will?
JJ: NO- how I meant it is me and Emily can date now because the divorce is over
Y/n: oh I get it
Spencer: I don't-
Y/n: kinda genius r you 😪
Spencer: the kind that spells fully
Y/n: you mf 🖕
Spencer: thanks
Emily: is it Js me or have Spencer and y/n been fighting more than usual
Y/n: stfu you cow
Hotch: well 😟
Rossi: I want NO smoke w y/n so I'm gonna say no.
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
