Y/n: I hate my life
Hotch: why what's wrong?
Emily: look Hotch is so I love with y/n but what's wrong bby?
JJ: yeah what's wrong
Derek: do I have to kill someone or kick someone's door in?
Y/n: no I'm just sad
Derek: WHY
Spencer: what's wrong do you want me to come over.
Y/n: it's okay you don't have to id rather be alone.
Emily: WHO HURT OUR BABY?
Derek: FR TIME FOR MURDER BITCH
Hotch: okay go off
JJ: Hotch down bad he ain't even gonna stop us from being unsubs
Emily: LMAO
Rossi: I'll make you pasta!
Y/n: its okay Rossi I'm not hungry.
Rossi: what's wrong kid?
Emily: I'll take the pasta though Rossi btw.
Rossi: okay I'll start making it
Penelope: y/n what's wrong bby..
Y/n: nothing I'm okay..
Hotch: but you're not okay though.
Y/n: YES I am okay leave me alone please I'm gonna go now.
Derek: Y/N? DONT DO ANYTHING
Y/n: I'm not gonna die Derek dumbass what do you think I'm gonna get on my fucking roof and jump 🙄
Derek: she's fine 😒
Y/n: I'm sad
Hotch: why are you sad? Please tell me I want to help you.
JJ: damn bitch you rlly Inlove. But like seriously y/n what's wrong.
Spencer: please let us help you.
Y/n: I don't have anything to bake a cake with 😭😭😭😭
Hotch: omfg what cake do you want I'll bring it to you.
Y/n okay just vanilla and vanilla frosting and milk and flour that's all ❤️
Derek: you scare me over CAKE?
Y/n: YEH SORRY LOL
Derek: I'll forgive only if I can come bake
Emily: SAME
JJ: ^
Penelope: ^
Spencer: OH I WANNA BAKE
Rossi: sounds fun!
Y/n: YES LETS BAKE TOGETHER ALSO HOTCH DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU BACK?
Hotch: no it's a gift from me :-)
Emily: AWWWWWW Y/n x Hotch for the win
Y/n: don't even come anymore..
Emily: NO IM COMING ILL DO A DEREK AND KICK OPEN THE DOOR
Derek: your cominghuh? 😫
Emily: stfu you bald bitch.
Derek: damn Brocken
Spencer: sex
Y/n: HUH
Spencer: lol I sat on my phone
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
