Y/n:HOTCH WHAT-
Hotch: lol jk
Y/n: I hope you end up like foyet and Haley.
Derek: oh- LMAO who gone point a gun at Hotch and make him give his son the last hug he will ever get them shoot him in the head? Or beat him to death.
Hotch: foul bald bitch foul.
Emily: LMAO TELL Y/n THAT
Hotch; y/n your foul and you have a shopping problem
Y/n: Aaron I'm gonna put poison in your coffee while your not watching and make you follow me into a dark quite place while I watch you die a slow painful death. Then I'm gonna stab you to make it look like murder by someone else. They are gonna check if you were intoxicated so I'm gonna leave a hate note. Make it seem like someone hates you then go to your funeral looking hot asf but crying making people feel bad for me. ❤️
JJ: oh.
Spencer: [insert random fact]
Emily: PFFT GOODBYE
Hotch: I'm scared..
Derek: you should be so wrote all that with no mistakes and no caps.
Penelope: my sweet y/n has gone dark..
Y/n: no JS wanted Aaron Hotchner to know I'm not kidding.
Hotch: full name I'm scared
Rossi: HEY GUYS?
Y/n: ROSSIII HIIII
Rossi: hi queen slay 😻🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Emily: WHO DID THIS-
Y/n: ofc it was Erin straddle.
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
