Y/n: beyond pissed rn
Derek: why
Penelope: you know why
Spencer: I'm just helping her
Y/n: by putting your dick in her 🤨
Spencer: I haven't even left yet-
Y/n: help her by not helping her
Hotch: oh-
Y/n: she obviously wants you
Derek: like seriously though r y u going?
Spencer: because I'm helping her
Y/n: see I just don't know how fucking her will do that..
Spencer: for the last time I'm not gonna fuck her
Y/n: you're a bitch 🖕
Derek: Js get Rossi to do it they wouldn't last long
Rossi: neither would you
Emily: ROSSI ATE SOMEONES POSSI HAS GREAT COMEBcks
JJ: em 😟
Emily made a chat with Derek Y/n and Penelope
Emily: let's spy or Reid
Derek: YEZ YESSSSS
Y/n: This is why I love you 🥹
Penelope: tracked his location for ya :))
Y/n: I feel like a possessive girlfriend
Derek: girl he spied on you when you weren't even dating
Emily: PLS-
Y/n: that's so hot tbh 😔👍
Derek: daddy issues
Y/n: you too homie 😪
Derek: OKAY CAN WE JUST GO
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Derek sucks hotch ding dang GC
Hotch: y/n Derek em and Penelope have been so quiet
JJ: Nah they're good
Rossi: their so up to something
JJ: they probably aren't they might have went to sleep or something
Hotch: ig
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Reid sucks toes GC
Emily: everyone in postion?
Y/n: I want drink
Derek: no
Emily: you'll bring attention Js shhh and watch
Y/n: haha I'm sitting w penny and y'all aren't 😘
Derek: curse you
Y/n: she's way to close for one ☝️
Emily: Fr like hoe back up
Derek: Reid is showing her something
Y/n: HE HASNT MOVED YET?
Emily: red flags divorce and marry Chris evans bae
Y/n: 😪 stfu Emily
Derek: this is so fun
Y/n: you wanna be a spy?
Derek: yeah I should I would be a great kc undercover
Y/n: you would break a bone dumb bitch 😪🖕
Derek: honestly choke on air
Y/n: choke on hotch's dick 🖕😒
Emily: oh-
Y/n: SHE JUAT KISSWD HIM?
Derek: I'm sorry she what?
Y/n: her lips touched his lips 😔👌
Emily: red flag asf
Derek: wait he's getting up
Y/n: as he should he's out
Emily: wait y/n duck
Y/n: WHERE?
Emily: no bitch duck
Y/n: oh okay 👍
Derek: imagine he doesn't tell y/n about this
Y/n: honestly I wanna see if he will 😒
Emily: crying rn don't break up pls
Y/n: I don't even know at this point .
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
