Spencer: something is wrong with JJ
Y/n: yeah i punched that hoe in the face
JJ: stfu 🙄
Y/n: lol what happened whore 😍
Emily: DONT CALL HER THAT
Y/n: shut up slut suck my toes
Derek: okay anyway
Hotch: why are you like this
Y/n: why is your wife dead
Hotch ex*
Y/n: why is your EX wifie dead?
Derek: oh-
Y/n: why is your dad dead Derek hm?
Rossi: y/n are you okay.. you seem upset do you wanna talk
Y/n; nah go get married again you man whore 👴😘
Emily: LMAO THE EMJOIS
Y/n: go fake your death bae ❤️☝️
JJ: y/n.. bestie.
Y/n: no go with your sister you blonde bitch
Penelope: oh! Y/n what's wrong?
Y/n: everything bae 😍
Spencer: what's wrong exactly
Y/n: ur mom 🤷♀️
Spencer: your dad 🤷♂️
Y/n: where you find him?
Spencer: in hell 🤗
Y/n: makes sense. 😃
Derek: oh
Y/n: stfu mr clean
Emily: LMAO
Y/n: stfu faker 🤒
Hotch: so uhm...
Y/n: don't start w me
Rossi: okay..
Spencer: I'm gonna come over
Y/n: okay bring my food 😘🥗🍟
Hotch: what do we think rn.
JJ: we don't
Emily: fair enough
Derek: she called me mr clean :(
Hotch: good you deserve it 🤷♂️
Derek: cries cutely to dilf
Hotch: die disrespectfully
Y/n: okay slayed ate
Hotch: happy now?
Y/n: Spencer got me McDonald's 🖕😍
Hotch: that's nice y/n
Derek: I still ship y'all in another life maybe
Y/n: stfu Derek go get dick girly pop
Derek: oh-
Y/n; nvm you probs don't get that either 😧
Emily: y/n has been going off today
Y/n: I did and it's not the last time bye bitches ❤️
Hotch: scared for my life rn
Derek: any one else notice how she was nice too Penelope and Spencer but not us
Y/n: because I hate y'all but love you sometimes
Rossi: fair kiddo
Y/n: I know that's why I said it
Hotch: okay just go do something else anything but text here.
Emily: we do what we want boss man
Y/n: Fr who do you think you are 😒
Hotch: you wanna see?
Spencer: I'm right here yk.
Y/n: I don't think he meant it like that.. did you?
Hotch: no ew
Derek: remember that pic?
Hotch has kicked y/n Derek Spencer Penelope Rossi Emily and JJ
Hotch: peace at last
Penelope has added back y/n Spencer Rossi Derek Emily and JJ
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