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Y/n: Derek forgot to come pick me up from the airport.

Hotch: DEREK ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Derek: oh sorry 😃

Y/n: it's cold you bitch Spencer will you come and get me?

Spencer: of course :)

Penelope: oo! Bad timing but did you get airplane peanuts?

Y/n: I did I robbed the cart for you

Hotch: you robbed the cart..?

Y/n: sure did :)

Hotch: okay we'll talk later.

Y/n: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WANT TO TALK

Emily: your actions are just

Hotch: that's true but prentiss 😟

Y/n: HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCKA

Y/n: SO DEREK UR DATING OUR BOSS

Derek: yeah 🤪✌️

Emily: SORRY SINCE WHEN?

JJ: since like 2 days ago did you not notice-

Emily: NO?

Spencer: they hugged and kissed are you blind-

Rossi: they literally MADE OUT-?

Emily: I THOUGHT THEY WERE KIDDING

Y/n: they made out and you thought it was a joke?

Emily: YEAH

Penelope. Em..

JJ: 😃

Y/n: I'm lost 🫢

Spencer: how babe..

Y/n: so basically I saw a creepy fucking man and he winked at me and I just started trying to get away from him now I'm lost..

Spencer: okay stay where you are.

Y/n: what if the man comes back

Spencer: I'll kill him

JJ: criminal

Emily: minds 🤪✌️

Hotch: never would've though Reid would have a criminal mind.

Y/n: I DID Imagine if you got framed 😟

Spencer: who would frame me?

Y/n: I didn't think that far..

JJ: dumb ass 🤩

Y/n: suck hoe 🖕

Spencer: Is that you in red?

Y/n: OH YEAH I SEE YOU HEY BAE

Derek: why are you in red Mrs clause?

Y/n: stfu and suck on hotch bitch 🖕

Hotch: 😟

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