Y/n: Derek forgot to come pick me up from the airport.
Hotch: DEREK ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Derek: oh sorry 😃
Y/n: it's cold you bitch Spencer will you come and get me?
Spencer: of course :)
Penelope: oo! Bad timing but did you get airplane peanuts?
Y/n: I did I robbed the cart for you
Hotch: you robbed the cart..?
Y/n: sure did :)
Hotch: okay we'll talk later.
Y/n: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WANT TO TALK
Emily: your actions are just
Hotch: that's true but prentiss 😟
Y/n: HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCKA
Y/n: SO DEREK UR DATING OUR BOSS
Derek: yeah 🤪✌️
Emily: SORRY SINCE WHEN?
JJ: since like 2 days ago did you not notice-
Emily: NO?
Spencer: they hugged and kissed are you blind-
Rossi: they literally MADE OUT-?
Emily: I THOUGHT THEY WERE KIDDING
Y/n: they made out and you thought it was a joke?
Emily: YEAH
Penelope. Em..
JJ: 😃
Y/n: I'm lost 🫢
Spencer: how babe..
Y/n: so basically I saw a creepy fucking man and he winked at me and I just started trying to get away from him now I'm lost..
Spencer: okay stay where you are.
Y/n: what if the man comes back
Spencer: I'll kill him
JJ: criminal
Emily: minds 🤪✌️
Hotch: never would've though Reid would have a criminal mind.
Y/n: I DID Imagine if you got framed 😟
Spencer: who would frame me?
Y/n: I didn't think that far..
JJ: dumb ass 🤩
Y/n: suck hoe 🖕
Spencer: Is that you in red?
Y/n: OH YEAH I SEE YOU HEY BAE
Derek: why are you in red Mrs clause?
Y/n: stfu and suck on hotch bitch 🖕
Hotch: 😟
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