JJ: he might look like he gets no bitches but HONEY- that dick was 11 inches-
Spencer: JJ?
Emily: HUH?
Hotch: I don't wanna know how big will's balls are-
Y/n: Fr-
JJ: no I was singing that for y/n.
Y/n: ME? I don't have balls dumbass bitch I will fuck your up bitch are you calling me a DAMN MAN? IS THAT IT? Come outside imma beat your ass bitch.
Hotch; pls don't. We need JJ
Y/n: y'all need JJ not to get a black eye and bloody lip but imma beat her ass
JJ: NO CHILL for Spencer
Y/n; YOU FUCKED MY BOYFRIEND? WTF JJ? ARE YOU FR?
Emily: damn my bae a whore...
Derek: what's going on goes
Hotch: JJ fucked will and Spencer at the same time and then she called y/n a man lol
Rossi: why you sound like y/n today hitch hotch?
Derek: WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO YALL-
Spencer: I DID NOTHING WITH BLONDIE OKAY?
JJ: WOW-
Y/n: HUH?
JJ: what I meant was the song was for y/n to Spencer.
Derek: so you calling him y/n and dick and Spencer a pussy?
Spencer: WHO YOU CALLING A PUSSY?
Y/n: WTF YOU CALLING ME A DICK FOR?
JJ: NO SPENCER THE DICK AND Y/n THE PUSSY-
Y/n: fuck you this pussy will beat your ass.
Spencer: WHEN WAS I EVER A DICK TOO YOU?
Hotch: em quiet as hell-
Hotch: gotta be y/n rn because she pissed lol
Derek: smart still get the good tea
Emily: sorry just watching Spencer and y/n team up on JJ
Hotch: honestly go off bae 😍✌️
Emily: you mimic y/n like WAYY TO WELL
Hotch: maybe-
JJ: WHAT I MEANT WAS YOU AND SPENCER FUCKING DAMN YALL ARE STUPID AS SHIT DUMBER THAN DUMB BITCHES-
Y/n: oh- that makes sense-
Spencer: why though..
JJ: IDK I SAW IT ON TIKTOK LEAVE ME ALONE I NEED A BATH
Y/n: is it Spencer?
Spencer: you'll find out ig-
Hotch: worst than Derek rn.
Derek; thanks I think boss?
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
