Spencer: GOODMORING BABES
Y/n: Spencer is still broken NOO 😭
Penelope: I'm sorry it's all my fault! :(
Emily: NO ITS NOT YOU ONLY WNATED TO TWACH HIM IT WENT JUST A LIL TO FAR..
Hotch: we have a case
Y/n: okay bae on my way now 😍 after I get dressed
Hotch: thank you y/n
Emily: y/n and Hotch sitting in a tree.
Y/n STFU EMILY IM MARRIED
Hotch: since when? To who? Where is he? What's his name?
Emily: oooh protective Hotch bear. But seriously who is he?
Derek: your married y/n?
JJ: I'm with Hotch though since when? And who is it?
Y/n: Yo mama 🧐
Hotch: oh God
Rossi: hey kiddos good morning.
Y/n: MORING OLDIE ILYSM ❤️
Rossi: I love you too y/n! ❤️
Derek: y/n x Rossi? 😻😫
Y/n: NO EW HE CALLS ME KIDDO AND HES MORE LIKE MY FATHER FIGURE I NEVER HAD lol
Emily:oh that got dark
Hotch: damn 💀
Derek: NOT HOTCH USING EMJOIS LMAMANAMAMAKEJDUHDHDHR
JJ: FR WHAT THE FUCK
Y/n: PFFT HOTCH YOU MADE MY DAY SO MUCH BETTER
Derek: ship hard
Emily: for once I'll agree with bald man
Derek: wow f you Emily didn't you die?
Emily: LMAOAIAI Like your dad?
Spencer: LMAOO LIKE MAEVE 😭💀
Y/n: NAHHH WHAT THE HELL NOT SPENCER MAKING JOKES ABOUT HIS DEAD GF 😭
Spencer: Maeve rn: 💀
Derek: PFFFT WHAT THE FUCK 😭
Emily: NAH WHAT HAVE WE DONE
Y/n: nah cause ain't no damn way he got all this from penny he was learning man 😭💀
JJ: HEY GUYS MUMMY SAY I CAN SAY HI WHILE SHE GETS DRESSED SO HI
Hotch: hi buddy 😊
Y/n: when he's good with kids>>>>
JJ: HI AUNTIE Y/N!!
Y/n: who tf- hi child :)
Henry: I uncle Spencer!!
Spencer: Hi Henry!
Derek: I banged your mom lolz
Y/n: DEREK L THATS A CHILD YOU CANT SAY THAT
(Y/n deleted chat)
JJ: hey what did you delete?
Hotch: nothing important just come so we can get on the jet.
Derek: you want me to come Hotch! 😜😜
Hotch: ew.
Y/n: LEAVE HOTCH ALONE YOU BALD BITCH
Derek: y/n protects her manz bc they fcking
Emily: lol
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!
