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Y/n: I CANT believe I have to be the one with staruss today.

Hotch: it was a vote

Emily: you have higher tolerance

Y/n: no the fuck I don't you dumbass.

Rossi: how is she?

Y/n: Rossi shut the fuck up before I push her into oncoming traffic.

Elle: he shut up.

Spencer: are you okay y/n.

Y/n: this bitch is so annoying everything I say she disagrees with

Elle: she does sound annoying

JJ: she is.

Derek: I'm so lucky to be partnered with Elle.

Y/n: honestly Derek I'm this close to jumping in front of a car and your just making it worse.

Hotch: y/n please don't.

Y/n: shut the fuck up before I do it.

Emily: she must be driving you insane.

Y/n: I want to literally kms.

Spencer: don't it's only for a hour

Y/n: I CANT handle it.

Elle: just drown her out.

Y/n: she took my AirPods and them into the road.

Elle: fuck her up.

Emily: Fr.

Hotch: y/n just leave it alone.

Y/n: I'm about 9 seconds from killing her or myself.

Spencer: this is stressful.

Emily: y/n??

JJ: y/n?

Derek: what the hell?

Elle: y/n are you okay?

Rossi: what about Erin?

Hotch: not anyone in this chat expect you genuinely cares about what happens to her expect you.

Derek: it's so true.

JJ: where the hell is y/n?

Y/n: I'm gonna kill her. She took my phone and threw it.

Elle: y/n keep your calm.

Hotch: please.

Spencer: don't push her into traffic.

Y/n: it's fine I took the car with the deputy it's all good.

Rossi: I'm so glad she's okay.

Derek: it's so sweet you care about y/n so much.

Rossi: I meant Erin

Y/n: Gideon would never

Elle: Fr.