Y/n: I CANT believe I have to be the one with staruss today.
Hotch: it was a vote
Emily: you have higher tolerance
Y/n: no the fuck I don't you dumbass.
Rossi: how is she?
Y/n: Rossi shut the fuck up before I push her into oncoming traffic.
Elle: he shut up.
Spencer: are you okay y/n.
Y/n: this bitch is so annoying everything I say she disagrees with
Elle: she does sound annoying
JJ: she is.
Derek: I'm so lucky to be partnered with Elle.
Y/n: honestly Derek I'm this close to jumping in front of a car and your just making it worse.
Hotch: y/n please don't.
Y/n: shut the fuck up before I do it.
Emily: she must be driving you insane.
Y/n: I want to literally kms.
Spencer: don't it's only for a hour
Y/n: I CANT handle it.
Elle: just drown her out.
Y/n: she took my AirPods and them into the road.
Elle: fuck her up.
Emily: Fr.
Hotch: y/n just leave it alone.
Y/n: I'm about 9 seconds from killing her or myself.
Spencer: this is stressful.
Emily: y/n??
JJ: y/n?
Derek: what the hell?
Elle: y/n are you okay?
Rossi: what about Erin?
Hotch: not anyone in this chat expect you genuinely cares about what happens to her expect you.
Derek: it's so true.
JJ: where the hell is y/n?
Y/n: I'm gonna kill her. She took my phone and threw it.
Elle: y/n keep your calm.
Hotch: please.
Spencer: don't push her into traffic.
Y/n: it's fine I took the car with the deputy it's all good.
Rossi: I'm so glad she's okay.
Derek: it's so sweet you care about y/n so much.
Rossi: I meant Erin
Y/n: Gideon would never
Elle: Fr.
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!