Hotch: we have a case
Spencer: okay 👍
Derek: WHY 😭
Y/n: because someone died dumbass
JJ: okay
Y/n: not coming I'm sick.
Hotch: no you aren't.
Y/n: how do you know 🤨
Hotch: when you're sick you're dramatic you'd be calling me crying and screaming right now.
Y/n: hate you
Hotch: thanks 😊
Derek: hotch ate
Y/n: ur mom's pussy
Emily: oh. :)
Rossi: are you upset kid?
Y/n: no I'm fine I'm getting dressed
Rossi: okay! 😊
Penelope: getting ready!
Y/n: PEN I need you so badly rn
Penelope: I'll get you some coffee! ❤️
Emily: they are so pure
Derek: Fr though
Y/n: die ❤️🤷♀️
Hotch: y/n.
Y/n: go w Haley mf 🖕
Rossi: okay what's up w you?
Y/n: Spencer cheated on me
JJ: HOW DARE U CHEAT ON MY BABY?
Penelope: How could you!
Emily: gonna kill you 😘
Derek: how can you cheat? It's y/n for God's sake-
Spencer: I DIDN'T CHEAT!
Hotch: oh?
Rossi: well now this is a pickle
Y/n: yeah ok you cheated in my dream whore 😒
Emily: GIRL YOU WAS BOUT TO GET REID KILLED-
JJ: Fr.😭
Penelope: I was scared.
Spencer: I hate when girls especially my girlfriend are like "are you gonna cheat on me?" Y/N I AM LUCKY I HAVE YOU. I'm built like a actual twig..I look like every basic fucking white boy with black hair. You'd probably be the last girlfriend I have. I do appreciate that you have enough confidence to think I can pull other girls but I can't..you are now officially stuck with me cause nobody is gonna be lined up at my door like "oh I wanna date him." I don't even know how you put up with me half of the time-. I'm lucky you even looked in my direction. Like I'm bout to leave you where imma go? Walmart? 😟
Emily: that's a whole essay about how much he loves y/n basically l.
Y/n: yk damn well you pull bitches
Y/n: Bffr you dumb hoe 😟
Emily: LMAO HELP-
Derek: you Js for pics in sped dial
Y/n: pretty much 🤷♀️
Y/n: but the fact you wrote all that means a lot 🥹
Spencer: I know 🤷
Hotch: okay get to work
Y/n: I'm behind you bitch 🙃
Hotch: oh she actually was-
Rossi: scary..
Derek: pulling up bitches 😘
Penelope: about 5 minutes!
Y/n: WE MUST WAIT FOR PENNY WHEN SHE GETS HERE START
Emily: what abt me 😜
Y/n: crash ❤️
Emily: WOW
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!