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Emily: HEY GIRLS AND MEN

Penelope: HI EM

Derek: hi hotchie hi y/n

Hotch: hi

Y/n: fuck both of you

Derek: you still mad it's been a week?

Y/n: Derek stfu it was 3 days ago dumbass bitch

Emily: no chill

Y/n: SHUT UP GO BANG JJ WITH UR CROOKED BANGS

Emily: WOAH WOAH WOAH

Spencer: are you okay?

Y/n: yeah I'm good :)

Hotch: no your not

Y/n: fuck you go fuck that bitch

Hotch: her name is Beth

Y/n: I don't care but okay then go fuck Beth bitch 🖕

Derek: y/n more threatening today she pissed-

Emily: WAIT HOLD ON THEY DATING AND WE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

JJ: OMFG OFC BC WHY SHE SO MAD

Derek: told ya

Y/n: no we aren't yet but I don't want my future husband dating a bitch in front of MY EYES

Hotch: pardon-

Derek: hmmm seems to me they been fucking lok

Y/n stfu go kick a door open or chase after someone and it's lol stupid bitch

Derek: yah I'm so fast 🤪😫

Y/n: you don't get pussy

Derek: yeah I get dick

Emily: WAIT WHAT-

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