Emily: HEY GIRLS AND MEN
Penelope: HI EM
Derek: hi hotchie hi y/n
Hotch: hi
Y/n: fuck both of you
Derek: you still mad it's been a week?
Y/n: Derek stfu it was 3 days ago dumbass bitch
Emily: no chill
Y/n: SHUT UP GO BANG JJ WITH UR CROOKED BANGS
Emily: WOAH WOAH WOAH
Spencer: are you okay?
Y/n: yeah I'm good :)
Hotch: no your not
Y/n: fuck you go fuck that bitch
Hotch: her name is Beth
Y/n: I don't care but okay then go fuck Beth bitch 🖕
Derek: y/n more threatening today she pissed-
Emily: WAIT HOLD ON THEY DATING AND WE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
JJ: OMFG OFC BC WHY SHE SO MAD
Derek: told ya
Y/n: no we aren't yet but I don't want my future husband dating a bitch in front of MY EYES
Hotch: pardon-
Derek: hmmm seems to me they been fucking lok
Y/n stfu go kick a door open or chase after someone and it's lol stupid bitch
Derek: yah I'm so fast 🤪😫
Y/n: you don't get pussy
Derek: yeah I get dick
Emily: WAIT WHAT-
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RandomWith Emily JJ Aaron Spencie Derek Rossi and Y/N She/her/hers pronouns Spencer x Y/n Slight Hotch x Y/n Hotch x Derek Emily x JJ Check out the cast gc!