Derek: YALL I'm brain dead
Hotch: we know
Emily: I love this so much
Y/n: im craving stuff-
JJ: craving? You pregnant?
Spencer: congrats hope you can keep the kid alive 🙃
Penelope: CONGRATS
Emily: nobody gonna talk about Spencer comment?
Derek: nobody gonna talk about how Hotch and y/n have a baby?
Hotch: stfu go kick in your ex flings door or something.
Emily: lol
Y/n: okay chill calm down
Y/n; im not pregnant
Hotch: what she said
JJ: y'all are so weird
Spencer: are you sure? Because if not then You are stressed, anxious, or sad. Chronic stress increases the level of the hormone cortisol, which increases appetite – especially for sweet carbs. ...
You are tired. ...
Your blood sugar is low. ...
Your hormones are out of balance. ...
You are dehydrated. ...
You have a nutrient imbalance.
Y/n: woah there tiger Im good Spence 😃
Emily: date spencer instead of hitch hotcher you see how much Spencer cares about you ship Spencer x y/n
Y/n: hitch hotch lmao 💀
Derek: hitch hotch x y/n 4 life
Emily: no bitch
Hotch: what is wrong with you idiots.
Y/n: wrong with us what's wrong with YOU
Spencer: 👀🫱☕️
Y/n: now made the choice to be the cool aunt
Emily: as you should bae
Penelope: DEREK STOP
y/n: leave my penny alone you bald ugly bitch I'll fuck you up don't mess with my Penelope bitch wtf 💀
Hotch: okay-
Spencer: #gorlboss
Emily: BAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Derek: okay fine
Penelope: he wanted me to text from hotch's phone and say "I'm in love with you y/n let's fuck"
Y/n: WOWH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH-
Hotch: Morgan what is wrong with you
Emily: Fr bro
JJ: HI HI HI
Emily: hi bae 😍
JJ: hi auntie Emily
Y/n: caught a case em
Derek: LMAO
JJ: uncle Derek! Auntie y/n!
Y/n: why does this kid call me auntie
Emily: I don't know
Y/n: shut up you like tony you caught a case
JJ: uhm what's a case
Y/n: what ur Walmart Regina George mom does
JJ: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Y/n: did I lie though? Walmart Regina?
Emily; PLS-
Derek: NAH CAUSE WHAT-
Spencer: 😃
JJ: F you y/n
Y/n: no ❤️
Hotch: okay hurry up and get to work before I fire you and find a better and smater team
Y/n: fuck your hotch chocolate. Do that idc I'm not coming
Derek: same
Emily: same
JJ: same
Spencer: name
Penelope: not coming boss man
Y/n: Derek 2.0?
Hotch: okay yk what just take the week off I don't care goodbye
Y/n: SLAY BADDIE 😍
Derek: I thought that was baldie 😭
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