IDENTITY- Assasination Classroom Fanfic (Ft. OC x Asano Gakushuu - slowburn)

49: Happy New Year and Happy Birthday!

Five more days until New Year and also, Asano Gakushuu's birthday, though one of his minions -- Sakakibara Ren was highly likely to be excluded from the invitation list. Just the morning after Christmas, the students of class 2-A were blessed with a never before better comedic performance. Ren was seen to be pushed by an army of boys behind his back, chanting, "Go on!", as if they had a well leftover deal to be made and Ren in this context had to swallow and timidly undertake it himself, making his way to the president.

"Well, have you finally understood the consequences?" said Asano, crossing his arms as Ren felt his palms sweat more nervously with each step he steadily took toward Asano. The boys lowkey screeched. Fujii took his phone out, tapping on the record button.

"What's that idiot doing?" Sae rolled her eyes, watching from afar. No one had any idea either. Arina was watching the sky from the window, taking herself to infinity, unattentive to whatever was happening.

"Have anything to say?" Asano irritatedly raised an eyebrow, didn't know why the minion had not moved or said anything whilst remaining immobile in front of him for half a minute already. His suspicion, however, grew when the boys in the background kept chanting how Ren oughtn't to break his solemn promise.

"Asano-kun, please forgive me, alright?" said Ren finally, clasping his hands together begging for mercy, winking nervously at the terrifying threatening look of the puzzling Asano Gakushuu. Without further ado, the boys unleashed their overflowing thrills when Ren bravely grabbed Asano by the collar and pulled him into a ki--

"GYAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAa!!" everyone in the class and mainly Asano's fangirls exploded over the top of the building, sending their voices to the hallway. The janitor man who was working nearby had to stop and pull off every possibility relating to Akeboshi the barf guy and frenetically ran with his cleaning supplies to class 2-A once again.

"Wh-What is it!?!" he exclaimed, sliding the door open. To his relief, Akeboshi was sitting at his desk waving at him, unpaled and pink. On the other side of the classroom, the infamous student philanderer even he knew was lying on the floor, writhing as if had been hit hard in the private part.

"You know it's a fraught decision to do that to Leader, Ren," sweatdropped Teppei, approaching Ren. Seo did too, though all he did was laughed at the suffering guy, the same as Koyama with his 'Nishishishi'. Arina was alerted out of her fantasy; 'Ren indeed is an infinity himself,' she thought admirably. Torii, Fujii, and the other boys who participated in the challenge flowed with Seo and Koyama, preparing to upload the embarrassing moment on social media. Most girls and mainly Sae and Juria cringed hard and pretended to not witness anything. Ami poked Ren to see if he was still alive, struggling to not let any laughter escape from her mouth; Teppei lowkey wished he was also poked by Ami. Kimi, Kaguya, and Kokomi on the other hand, sat Ren up and choked him, swaying him back and forth for daring to steal Asano Gakushuu's first kiss. "He is TOO pure for this world! How DARE you!!" they screamed. The janitor man wiped the sweat on his forehead and walked away.

"Enough with this farce!!" began Asano's imposing voice, then his infuriating gaze shifted to Ren. "Ren, I'm GREATLY disappointed in you. Not only did you not admit your fault and apologize to the girls you assaulted but ALSO have the audacity to disrespect your leader by doing this utterly deplorable action out of the persuasion of others! What a low-leveled human being. I can't be having a low-leveled human being in my group, Ren! Nor do society will accept you. You're officially kicked out of my social sphere."

Ren already had a vision this would happen, but shrugged it off thinking there might be plenty of ways to regain his leader's trust. Arina, however, was horrified, thinking Asano may have made the final blow on his decision.

"NOooooOoo! Oh, Ren-- no, please don't abandon dear poor Ren," pleaded Arina tearingly, sliding across the room to where half of the class was.

"Please, Asano-kun, I was thinking about infinity and my oh my would it be a real deal breaker for the infinity of our happiness together when one day you decide to wave a wand at Ren and then pouf! He's GONE! Who-who would play the bass anyway? No-o-o-o-- please, don't, Asano-kun. I can't imagine anyone than Ren. Spare him!"