Rosie's point of view
Turns out it's really easy to make friends. You just sit in a random booth and say that Draco Malfoy is an asshole.
This booth happened to have Harry Potter, Hermionie Granger, and Ron Weasly in it.
"Well yeah, but Harry was saying that he might be a death eater. Can you please tell him he's wrong?"Hermione said, angrily waving her hands through the air as a loving gesture of annoyance to Harry.
"Actually, Draco Malfoy probably is a death eater."I said.
"Thank you!"Harry said.
And from telling people that Draco Malfoy is an asshole, I made three new friends.
As soon as I got to my dorm, I had made ten new friends. I don't really like people, but if I can befriend the whole Slytherin population, then Draco would be pissed. That's what he gets for face planting onto my boobs. And making my life miserable.
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