This Is Just Between Us

Break-ups makes them louder than normal

(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )
(TW: selfharm, sexual indications, verbally aggressive voices, and pregnant Canada. She's a dumbass)

America pov

I woke up? Guess I fell asleep, interesting-
America:"OH MY FUCKING MOM AND GRANDMA!"
I scream, pushing a naked Russia away from me, this woke him up.
Russia:"America what the hell- oh shit...."
I get slightly confused and see I am also very naked.
I get out of bed and put on some pants, not time for a shirt!
He does the same as we look around.
Russia:"That is a lot of alcohol...."
America:"Is that coconut oil... that's sometimes used for- oh god."
Russia:"Did we-"
America:"How did- ugh! From the look of it, and smell, most definitely."
Russia:"I can't remember shit right now..."
America:"Last thing I remember is me drinking a strong bottle of wine before everything went black..."
We search around the room for some form of protection to see if we played safe... nothing.
Russia:"Uuuuh..... if we woke up naked, that means we didn't clean ourselves and knowing how I don't-"
America:"AH!"
I dart to the bathroom as I hear his panicked laugh.
Russia:"Sorry princess!"
America:"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"
I groan clean myself before going out and seeing he's gotten me some clothing and has taken off the sheets.
I smile and put them on, then I pushed him into the bathroom.
While he's in there I can't help but worry what Canada will think, she can smell who's a virgin and who's not, creepy but useful. She's the reason I figured out Florida isn't a virgin, after I learnt what a virgin is.
Something I'm no longer am.
America:"Russia... my sister will know I'm not a virgin, what are we meant to do about that?"
I say sitting on my sheetless bed as I watch him walk out of the bathroom.
Russia:"She's your sister and my friend, if anything she'll tell you that she's glad you finally got the balls to do such a thing."
I go red and throw some clothes at him.
Russia:"Oh, by the way, I did a number on your neck."
America:"WHAT?!"
I dart to my bathroom mirror, oh my moooom.
I didn't put on my sleeves... MAKEUP IT IS!
I summon some and proceed to cover my neck, I'm wearing a long sleeve and my pants cover my legs entirely, I should be good.
Russia:"Why are you hiding them?"
America:"Just because I probably enjoyed it doesn't mean I want to flaunt it!"
He smirked and kissed me.
He's such a flirt and a charmer, it makes it hard to be angry at him.
America:"You're lucky I like you."
Russia:"Just like? You're breaking my heart~"
He said in a flirtatious tone.
America:"Yeah yeah, play dramatic. Let's get to school, from what it seems we slept in because the states are gone.
Russia:"Thank goodness for New York!"
I laugh and we walk to school.
First thing we witnessed is Canada running towards us dragging Ukraine with us.
Canada:''RUSSIA! LOOK WHAT YOUR BROTHER DID TO ME!"
We look confused as Ukraine forms a guilty look.
Then we both get the biggest scare of our life, a positive pregnancy test.
Canada:"YEAH! Someone forgot to pull out a couple weeks ago! I started to feel funny and started to crave things! Maple syrup on everything! In tea, on fish, hell! Even in milk! Something I also crave."
Russia:"UKRAINE! You better be ready to be a father because you're not getting help from me."
America:"Russia! That's rude! Listen, although you got my sister pregnant and I should kill you for that, I'll give you tips ok?"
Ukraine:"I'm not ready to be a dad..."
Canada:"AND I'M NOT READY TO A MOM BUT HERE WE FUCKING ARE!"
America:"Canada! Although you do smoke a lot of pot, you've seen to have matured a lot. I'm sure maternal instincts will kick in and you'll be a decent mother. Ukraine on the other hand? You better take care of him or her."
Russia:"Any names?"
Canada:"Not yet, but I've been obsessed with B names and Islands."
Russia smiled before wincing because Canada gave him "the stare" before grabbing his shirt and bringing him close to her.
Canada:"What did you do to my brother!"
Russia:"I fucked him and didn't pull out! Unti-"
Ukraine:"YOU WHAT?!"
I was red and shaking.
Canada turned to me with a dead cold stare.
Canada:"America. What happened?"
America:"We don't remember much but from evidence we found, we were most likely drunk and knowing that it seemed we both had a ruff night..."
Russia:"One thing led to another and we soon realized...."
America+Russia:" We didn't use protection."
Ukraine:"You're both guys, doesn't matter-"
Russia:"STDs and STIs still exist! But knowing America is- or was a virgin and that my last test results came back negative I'm sure we're fine."
I blushed and just held onto him.
Ukraine:"So are you two a thing or?"
Russia:''Enough about us, what's been going on since we kinda fell off the face of the earth for a little bit?"
Damn. Russia really wants to avoid that question.
Don't blame him, he's still dating Israel and recently (this next word has been censored for the author and beta reader's sanity) in me last night so I can only assume that this is a stressful situation, luckily for me we've talked over a plan for him to break up with her.
Ukraine:" Well we're going to have a kid, clearly, BUT I also..."
He held up Canada's hand showing a cheap but beautiful ring.
Russia:"You proposed?!"
Canada:"No. He promised. Like a middle schooler."
I facepalm.
Russia:"You couldn't bother to save up for a ring like I am? Or was, bitch ain't getting the ring I was saving for, I'll continue to save for Alaska's college funds- or bail out of prison..."
America:"What do you mean by that exactly?"
Ukraine:"That girl is either going to become a world famous scientist or become a felon."
America:"I- now that I think of it-"
Russia:"For me."
Canada:"What-"
America:"Beg your pardon?"
Ukraine:"YOU STILL HAVE THE VOICES?!"
Russia shushed him and we just blinked.
Ukraine:"He's had voices in his head since he was a kid, figure he'd grow out of them by now-"
Russia groaned before calming down.
Russia:"They're quieter now, which I'm glad about. But they still come back strong, although they talk about things we both want."
Canada:"They? We? Are you schizophrenic?"
Ukraine:"We talked about this. The voices aren't other entities, the voices are just you."
Russia:"No! They're other entities!"
Ukraine let out a sigh and took Canada by the hand as he walked away.
America:"You said you're depressed right?"
Russia:"Yeah why?"
America:"Sometimes if the depression is severe enough you can hear voices."
Russia:"So they aren't just me!"
America:"No. They're 100% you."
He started ranting about how the voices are other entities and that they aren't him.
No wonder some people think he's schizophrenic.
Once we're in class, the first thing that happens is Russia having a hard cover book thrown at his head.
We turn around to see a "shocked" and "horrified" Israel.
Israel:"Russia! Baby! I'm so so so so sorry! I was trying to throw it to someone at another desk."
I see Russia pinch himself and sigh.
Russia:"We need to talk a little later in the D hall."
Israel:"Ok? Why?"
Russia:"You'll figure it out. Come on America, let's go move seats."
Israel:"Russia? Hunny?"
We move all the way to the back and I can just see him feeling so many emotions at once.
Russia:"I'm not going to do that mid-class."
I tilt my head confused.
Russia:"Be quiet, that'll get us in some deep shit- no one asked your opinion!"
America:"Russia are you-"
Russia:"Ok that's just gross and would make me a sex offender. Yeah you take that back."
I'm waving my hand in front of his face before it comes to my realization that he's talking to the voices.
Russia:"Class is going to start. Shut up. Thank you."
I blink but turn to class.
Once class was over we walked out and were going to D hall like we planned when I tripped on something.
Alaska:"Hi dad!"
America:"Alaska what the heck are you doing here?!"
Alaska:"I was bored and Peru isn't the best playmate, he cries too much."
Russia:"What about Wyoming and Hawaii?"
Alaska:"Oh they're off at school remember?"
America:"Just get in the library."
I dragged her off into the library where we watched what was about to go down.