Starco Oneshots

Nerd and Bully - Part 1

Marco walked into the bathroom. It was his first day of school. He put on his glasses and his sweater and left his house. He was excited to begin the school year but he wasn't excited to see Star again. She was always making fun of him and calling him a nerd. He had to admit she was very pretty, and he believed if she'd apply herself more she'd be smart... but she was a bully, constantly picking on him and showing off to other guys... Marco almost felt bad for her because he knew all bullies were sad degenerate losers who hate their lives and want to die.

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Star woke up. She was late! She hated school so much... it was like an everyday struggle for her. She got up and got ready to leave so she wouldn't be late. At least she'd see Marco again, so she could tease him. She put on her black jacket and ate her breakfast.

Star left for school and arrived. She thought she'd say hi to Marco...

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Marco put his books into his locker when he heard a familiar sound on the pavement. Star's boots. He slowly closed the locker and prepared for the worst.

"Hey there... nerd" Star said slyly.

Marco pinched his temple and sighed. Another term of this? Great.

"Hello, Star." Marco groaned.

"C'mon, not happy to see me?" She jeered.

"Haven't you got anyone else to pick on?"

"Well, yeah, but you're my favourite. Enjoy it, Marco, it'll be the only time a girl will ever call you that..."

Marco sighed and walked down the hallway. Star followed him looking smug.

"So, Marco. How does it feel to spend another term with your second favourite girl?" She asked sarcastically.

"Second favourite?" He asked suspiciously

"Yep, your first is definitely your Mom"

"Oh, haha. That's right, let's laugh at Marco because he respects his Mom. All because YOUR mom wanted to swallow you"

"Ooo~ Looks like someone is getting feisty! See you after class, dork. I ain't done with you yet..."

Marco shrugged her off and went to class.

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Star was waiting after class for Marco. He groaned and tried to avoid her.

"Hey! Don't avoid me, Diaz!"

"Why!? Why do you do this really? What do you even have to gain?" He groaned.

"It's just funny. Everyone thinks you're kind of a loser anyway..."

"You're the real loser, Star. Following me around like you have a crush on me or something" he sighed.

"PHAHAHA! In your dreams, Marco. I don't date boys with one-inch pinchers"

"The fact you're saying that implies you've seen me naked. Creep"

"Heh, no girl would wanna see you naked, Marco"

"What's your problem, Star? Like seriously? You can be better, I know it"

"If you think that, you're more of a moron than I thought..."

Janna walked over to the two bickering.

"Why are you hanging out with this loser, Star?" Janna asked.

"I'm just provoking him is all... as a welcome back gift"

"Well, it's not working because arguing with you would bring me down to your level. And that is a low bar"