Fifty Five

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I hear a screech and leave along with Felix and Amy to see Ruby with her mouth covered before the closed bathroom door "What did we just hear?" Felix asks

"Are you alright?" Looking her over for injuries

"Yeah" nodding her head "You know baby it's completely natural, you know your dad actually likes to spread his seed in me" I give her a look, what's going on? "So if you want someone to talk to about that your dad, he's actually here"

"Mom stop" he pleads. What's going on? We see Talon open the door red with embarrassment before running downstairs to his room "What's going on?"

"I kind of" Ruby pressed her lips together "accidentally walked in to Talon doing his own thing" we stare at her confused "he was masturbating"

"Ruby" giving her a look

"If he" Ruby holds up a finger "didn't want anyone walking in, then the door should have been locked and closed fully" motioning to the door "the door was partially cracked" letting out a laugh "I don't think he realized anyone would be awake at four in the morning"

"I'm going to talk to him" walking downstairs, Felix behind me as we find Talon trying to hide his dirty magazines "your mom" he looks our way "told us what happened"

"What was she doing up?" He whispers, I have us move outside to the backyard.

"Using the bathroom" shaking my head "if you're going to use the bathroom, rule number one. Lock the door and make sure it's fully closed"

"That's two rules" he corrects

"Do you want advice from us" Felix asks him "or do you want your mom to give you advice?"

Talon looks at us "you guys" we sit down on the porch, he's between us.

"Why" I ask "didn't you use the bathroom on your floor?"

"CeCe was in that bathroom" he says "also I wasn't technically masturbating"

"What were you doing then?" I ask "peeing?"

Shaking his head no "It's really embarrassing"

"It can't be that embarrassing" assuring him

"I think I got syphilis" he says

Felix struggles not to laugh "Never mind" Felix says "it could be embarrassing"

"I think I also gave syphilis to Amber and seven other people, one who is twenty five" oh god, Ruby is going to kill this boy "how do I tell mom?"

"I'll tell her" rubbing his back "but for now, your staying home and we'll go to the doctor—go to bed" he leaves and Felix looks at me struggling not to laugh "what?"

"He is like you" Felix shakes his head smiling "remember before Ruby? How your quota of women was twenty five a week?"

"And how I forgot having sex with some of them" he chuckles "Ruby's going to kill him"

"You better make sure Nico doesn't end up like him" Felix calls out when I stand up heading inside "or you!" Oh god, Ruby's going to loose it.

When I find Ruby, she looks my way after pacing around "So" she asks me "how did talking to Talon go?"

"Your going to want to sit down" holding out my hand, she does confused "Talon did something and now"

"He has what?!" We hear Amelia burst out laughing "Ruby's going to kill him!"

Ruby is confused "What's going on?"

"Sit down baby" she does and stares at me "there's no easy way to say this but...Talon might have syphilis and given it to seven other women, one who is twenty five"

She stares at me, her eyes blinking "No" shaking her head no "No"

Nodding my head "Yes"

"I'm going to kill that boy" she declares, I stop her "How could he be so reckless?! I mean syphilis?!"

***

Ruby and I are with Talon at his school because of the chlamydia outbreak, we told Amber's parents that Amber doesn't have Chlamydia since it was a misunderstanding that someone else here gave it to our son. They are still pissed which they have every right to be but more at their daughter who is pregnant since she's been having unsafe sex.

We are listening to their acapella group which is singing about not to take their clothes off, it becomes worse then we see three of the people begin to scream at one another about who is the bigger slut. Talon who is between us crossed his legs and makes a face at the girls pushing and shoving one another.

"Um" he looks at me and Ruby "Mom? Dad? I need to leave"

"Why?" Ruby asks

"I'm kind of" he whispers "having a situation" we stare at him and he motions to his penis which is flying.

"Go" I order, he quickly leaves and Ruby shakes her head. I wrap my arm around her "this is just..."

"ENOUGH!" Ruby stands up screaming, everyone looks her way "First off all you teenagers are stupid idiots who obviously haven't been paying attention to your sex education courses, this is mass hysteria because I doubt this many of you have Chlamydia. You cannot get Chlamydia from breathing, unless you're having unprotected sex with a person who has Chlamydia you can't get it. These are the symptoms of Chlamydia: Pain or burning while going to the bathroom when urinating, pain while having sex, pain in your lower belly, for women abnormal vaginal discharge which usually is yellowish and has a strong odor, bleeding between periods, with men you'll have pus or this milky discharge from your penis that you may think is precum but isn't, your testicles will be swollen or tender and lastly you'll when you shit you'll be in pain and there will be bleeding. If any of you have these symptoms see your physician to be tested and treated. I'm rare cases you'll get chlamydia in your eyes but that's it genital liquid got in your eye like if you rubbed your eye after giving a hand job. So those of you wearing masks take it off, I'm not going to sit here and listen to this bullshit. I'm a doctor, one of the fields I specialize in is sex and teaching those about safe sex so enough of this your kids are dying crap. They aren't l, not from chlamydia" looking at the principal "I've been looking through your curriculum for sex ed and apparently there is none, why is that?"

Parents begin to demand from the principal and I rub my mates back "I so" whispering in her ear "want to fuck you so badly"

"Down boy" she orders

"How come" someone asks "our children aren't being taught about safe sex?"

After some time, I find Talon in the bathroom finishing his...session. When he leaves he jumps "Dad?!"

"I just got here" holding my hands up "your mother sent me to find you"

"How did it go?" He asks

"Your mom is going to be here as a sex counselor" he stops to stare at me wide eyed "she was asked by the head of the board, she starts Monday"

"This is horrible" he complains "dad, mom can't be the sex counselor"

"Why not?" I ask

"Because" he stutters shaking his head "fuck!" What is he hiding? "I've been giving sex advice for money" and you think you've seen it all "I got the idea from that tv show Sex Education"

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