My Savior 🔞 ( Part One )

The problem

I hoped once I wake up it would turn out to be only a bad dream.  It was only 8:12 in the morning. Normally when it's the weekend I sleep till I feel like. The servants don't dare to bother, my parents , in case they're home, they don't disturb either so I stay out of problems as long as I'm asleep.
But something woke me up. A feeling if you please . I tried to sleep some more but it seems impossible.
"Fiiiiiine...... "
Growling and stretching I decided it's time to eat something. My stomach made the weirdest noises it could. The last time I ate was yesterday lunch.
"Guess I'm staying in my pajamas , I don't care"
On weekends the servants aren't around. It's only me and my parents when they are home at all.
My path took me downstairs, all the way to the dining hall. And then my appetite died right away .

"Good morning Mr. O'Hara!"

There. There he was . So it wasn't a prank nor a nightmare. This metal toy was sitting there. It freaked me out . It's just a damn robot. It should be illegal to look this real. What the fuck?
"The fuck are you still doing here ?"
I didn't even want to consider nor accept it as a "human" , I wanted to force myself to remember it's just one expensive toy .
"Language please. Your father wouldn't like you to use such vulgar words. I must mention, I've prepared your breakfast before we start our day together. But I wasn't sure what would you like to drink"
I was going nuts. This thing thinks I will have anything to do with it.
"Did I ask you to do shit? Get lost and do me a favor by leaving my ass alone"
Its facial expressions changed. It looked confused and , I dare to say, worried.
"I'm sorry sir but I haven't gotten close to your bottom. Can you please help me out by answering if you'd love to have a coffee or a tea maybe?"
I understood now. It's dumb. It's dumb as hell. What did I expect? It's a brainless object.
"Fuck off"
"Seeing you already have the energy to talk back and cuss, I think it's tea then"
Before I could reply to it's smartass come back, it left to the kitchen.
What a great way to start the day ..
I had my breakfast silently. And my father's toy was staying there, sitting in silence as it should be.
"So. Just for your information. I'm YOUR master and you do as I say or else you'll end up in the trash where you belong. Got it? You call me master , anything else won't be accepted. And for me, I call you whatever I want because you're just a fucking object and can't do shit about me insulting you"
Silence. Good, seems like it understood my expectations. Or it seemed like that.
"Mr. O'Hara, I may not be flesh and blood like you and you're right I don't have feelings to be hurt. But you're not my master nor my owner. I am your assistant and I'll respect you but you need to listen and respect me as well or else this thing won't be working"
I was losing my mind. It didn't just not understand what I said but it tried to fix me already.
"You're unnecessary, stupid, annoying tin can and you're lucky I can't destroy you or else you'd be outside already. Now leave me the fuck alone. I don't give a flying shit about what you are or what do you expect from me"
Finally this silenced him for a while. I could go out to have my cigarette in peace. But the very moment I put it in my mouth , that damn thing stood next to me.
"I suggest you not sir, it's not good for your health. And your mother informed me that you were trying to quit"
"Can you be less of a pain in my ass?"
Once again , it looked at me so confused. It actually started to amuse me .
"If there is pain in your anus then that person was rough and didn't use enough lubricant"
This time I got silent. Honestly? I wanted to ask what the fuck did he just say but I decided to be  rude instead.
"Oh like an object as you would know shit"
"Sir, I might not be human and haven't gotten into an intimate relationship with anyone , for the fact I'm only a few weeks old despite my human look which probably fooled you. But even so, I know things, I told you earlier that I was programmed for any kind of situationship . You don't need to worry and please feel free if you need any kind of advice or help"
Thinking about it just now, I took a look at it. From tip to toe. If it was a human I would say he was around 33-36 or so. It's creepy how lifelike it was. I despised myself for my curiosity, but blame me not for I have never seen any of those robots before. Yes I have heard about them but it was the first time I met one personally. It was taller than me but it didn't stop me from feeding on my curiosity and touching it. More like it's hair.
"It was made of real human hair, so  it can be styled however my owner wants it. It can even be shaved off but I don't recommend it"
I pulled my hand back. It was getting more and more creepy.
"So you admit that I'm your owner. Good. And I may do it. I hate your whole being and I can make you look however I want. I may use my mother's make up on you."
I laughed. But it stayed serious. Of course.
"You're so terrifying . You shouldn't look this realistic. Fucking robot that's what you are. And you should speak only when I tell you"
"Mr. O'Hara I can assure you, not only the part you see is realistic but everything else which are hidden from your eyes. Now please excuse me for I have to finish my to-do list for us"
I felt my face burn. Why though? *Parts which are hidden* . What does it supposed to mean? What a nasty bastard. Or my mind is in the gutter for unknown reasons. Yeah..probably. Maybe, it won't be that bad to have this toy. I can mess and tease it till it destroys itself. Or do whatever it takes just to be gone.