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Kidnapper: we have your sister, give us-
Isabela: which one?
Kidnapper: uh, the big one?
Isabela: good luck
Isabela: *hangs up*
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Kidnapper: we have your sister
Luisa: which one?
Kidnapper: the one with glasses
Luisa: *rapidly receding footsteps*
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Kidanpper: we have your sister
Mirabel: which one?
Kidnapper: the plant one
Mirabel: ...
Mirabel: god save you all
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Isabela: fight me
Luisa: no.
Isabela: fight me
Luisa: no.
Isabela: fight me
Luisa: fine
Luisa: *flicks her*
Isabela, holding back tears: waaaaAAAAAAAAAA
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Luisa: if a shark bites you, bite it back, you'll still probably die but the shark will be like "lol what"
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Camilo: why can't trees give off something useful like wifi?
Dolores: so just fuck oxygen right?
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Isabela: people cry doing math homework??????
Luisa: some of you never had to spend hours at the kitchen table crying while your abuela shouts "WHAT IS 3 TIMES 7!"
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Luisa: *singing the Barney intro*
Dolores: what are you, 5?
Luisa: yeah, 5 inches deep in YOUR MOM!
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Isabela: whos the hottest uber driver you've ever had
Mirabel: um, I've never been to oovoo javer
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Isabela: hey I'm lesbian
Mirabel: I thought you were Colombian
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Luisa, sneaking up on Camilo: BOO!
Camilo: AAAAAaaaam, gonna swiiiiiing from the chandeliiiieeeer
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Camilo: look Dolores it's the good cush!
Dolores: it's the dollar store, how good could it be?
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Luisa: check out how big my new shoes are
YOU ARE READING
Encanto stories, AUs, and oneshots
FanfictionLuisa centric bcuz she is hideously underrated, right now its a story but when its done ill do oneshots within the au, requests will be accpeted, more deets on the request page whence i make it
