Gautam : Okay, I wasn't trying to be a bitch.
Virat: That should be the title of your autobiography.
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Rahul: Ah yes, my train of thought, or as I like to call it, the Anxiety Express.
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Rishab, dunking oreo in ketchup: I feel like you are judging me.
Virat: You feel right.
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Mahi: So if that happens, what do we do?
Bhajji: Well I've read that-
Dada: No, you haven't.
Bhajji: What?
Dada: I refuse to believe you can read.
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Virat: Take a nap. You look exhausted.
Rohit: I'll do that.
13 hours later–
Virat, throwing water on sleeping Rohit: I said a nap, not a fucking coma.
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Hardik, kicking his feet: This white wine is delicious.
Rahul: .....
Rahul: You're drinking milk.
Jassi, looking at rahul: can we return him?
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Rishab stubs his toe–
Jinks: You poor thing.
Rishab: Bhaiya, don't bring my financial status into this.
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Interviewer: What is the longest part of your morning routine?
Rahul: Finding my will to live.
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In jail–
Virat: Everything happens for a reason.
Jaddu: Sometimes the reason is you are stupid and pro at making bad choices.
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Rishab: I feel like i can't trust myself.
Rohit, petting Rishab's head: It's okay to feel like that, you know.
Rohit: because I don't trust you either.
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Ishan: Bhaiya, My head hurts.
Rahul: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Ishan: ....
Ishan: Hardik bhaiya, my head hurts.
Hardik: Oh no– my baby, come here.
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