Mahi : Have a nice day.
Gautam : Don't tell me what to do!
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Rahul : Remember those days when you two weren't ruining my life?
Ishan : Nope.
Hardik : Doesn't sound like us.
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Jaddu : What am i doing wrong?
Jinks : Do you want us to answer that as a friend or a therapist?
Jaddu : A friend.
Rohit : See a fucking therapist.
Aswin : Actually don't. Your therapist would need therapy after they see you.
Virat : *choking on laughter*
Jaddu : ......
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Kul : What's the worst decision you have taken when drunk?
Rishab : I don't mean to brag but I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions.
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Virat : What's something no one knows about you?
Rahul : I get jealous when my phone dies.
Virat : Baccha, NO–
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Dada : So, what do you think love looks like ?
Jammy : I don't know. How does it look like?
Dada : Like the two of us.
Jammy : *blushes*
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Ishan : Bhaiya, if I were a superhero, what would I be?
Hardik : One inch man.
Subh : *wheezing on floor*
Ishan : .....
《——————–—••••———————》
Virat, to his mirror : Whoever says the sun is the hottest thing in universe clearly hasn't met me.
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ICT doing something stupid again–
Mahi : What a bunch of idiot.
Mahi : Can't believe I would die for them.
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Jassi : You are hot.
Hardik : I know.
Jassi : No, I mean your head is really hot.
Hardik : Only head? Every part of my body is hot, bitc–
Jassi, slapping back of Hardik's head : You have fever, you idiot. Go lie down.
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