Ishan: Bhaiya, let's go get a birthday cake.
Hardik, confused: But today's no one's birthday?
Ishan: Bhaiya, the cake doesn't know that!
Hardik: .....Let's get two then.
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Young Rishu: We can't go in there. It says 18+ and there's only two of us.
Young Yuzi: you are so stupid, Rishu.
Young Yuzi: We'll just invite more people.
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Virat: I will do what I want.
Jinks: I am calling mahi bhaiya.
Virat: No wait-
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Rohit: I want to wake up with you for rest of our lives.
Virat: I wake up at 5 am.
Rohit: .....
Rohit: I want to see you at some point everyday for rest of our lives.
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Jaddu: First time i met Aswin, he gave me 100 rupees. It wasn't necessary. No body asked him to do it, but he still did it.
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Aswin, sipping tea: I thought he was homeless.
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Virat: Baby, can you please pick up the thrash.
Virat: .....
Virat: Rohit, put Rishab down!
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After a argument -
Yuvi: you have made me very upset.
Gautam: Baby.
Yuvi: Now is not the time for pet names.
Gautam: No. I am calling you a baby. I am insulting you.
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At the museum-
Hardik: Bhaiya, can we take a picture?
Rohit, handing out his phone: Sure, we will pos-
Hardik, grabbing a painting off the wall: Alright. let's run quickly before they catch us.
*Hardik takes off*
Rohit: WAIT-
Later-
Rohit, to ict: And that's why now we both are banned from the museum.
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Ishan: Bhaiya, truth or dare?
Rahul, sighing: Truth.
Ishan: what's your credit card number.
Rahul: Dare.
Hardik: Tell us your credit card number.
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Rahul : This feels like a deja vu.
Jassi : Yeah. One of those moments when we tell hardik something isn't a good idea-
Hardik, about to fuck shit up : -And I ignore you both and do it anyway, yeah.
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Rishab, holding shreyas's hand: We are a team now. Ride or die, right?
Shreyas: I would totally ride you.
Rishab: what?
Shreyas: what?
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Young Ishan, on floor: Why should I pass my exams when I can just pass away?
Rahul: *deeply concerned *
Hardik: Mood.
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Ishan: Does hardik bhaiya think in English or hindi?
Subh, sipping juice: Maybe he thinks in gujrati?
Rahul, passing by: Bold of you to assume hardik is capable of thinking.
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Jassi: *Catches a spider under a cup*
Jaddu: *Adds two more cups and shuffles them*
Jaddu, grinning: Let's play a game!
Jassi, sobbing: W-why would you do that?
Rohit, distantly: Jaddu, get away from my child-
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Virat: When I look into your eyes, I see something beautiful.
Rohit: What?
Virat: My reflection.
Rohit: .......
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Shreyas: *sees a contact named ' love of my life' in Rishab's phone*
Shreyas : aww–
Shreyas: wait, this isn't my number.
Shreyas: *calls number*
Domino's, on the other side of call: this is Domino's Pizza. Goodevening, Mr. Pant, would you like the usual?
Shreyas: .......
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Virat, helping Subh with English homework: Make a sentence using dandelion.
Baby Subh: Da cheetah is faster dandelion.
Virat : .....
Virat, deep breathing: Let's try again.
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Rohit: What are you thinking?
Hardik: Humans are like thrash cans.
Rohit: what?
Jassi: Explain.
Hardik: If you step on their foot, they open their mouth like a thrash can.
Jassi: ......
Rohit: .....
Rohit: I mean... he isn't wrong-
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These were fun to write 😂
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