Were-Vamp Anthology

Bachelor Party

Christian and Jason's bachelor party.

"I'm so pumped!" Ashley exclaimed as she, her siblings, and Jason stood in front of a club.

"I'm not." Jacob said with his arms crossed. "Roger and I are not the least bit interested in watching half naked men dancing on stage."

"Don't worry." Sarah told them. "There's a club next door that has a show that is more to your liking."

"Is Luna okay with you going?" Jessie asked Roger.

"Sorry we're late!" Luna ran towards them with Christian's friend Chelsea tagging along.

"I get to go to my show if she goes to yours." Roger replied with a twitch in his right eye.

"Wait." Jacob said. "Isn't Chelsea into the ladies?"

"You guys made it." Christian greeted them happily.

"Like we'll miss out on your bachelor party." Luna spoke as they hugged him.

Chelsea took her phone out. "And the guys have a table set up at Buffalo wild wings after the show. We can do shots every time we hear the TV says sport fans."

"I'm going to need a glass of beer to keep up with you guys."

"Christian." Jason growled.

"I won't drink more than two." He assured his fiance. "Especially if I want to eat all the wings I want."

"We'll keep an eye on him." John whispered in Jason's ear.

"Or you could come with me if you'll be that worried about me." Christian whispered in his other ear.

Jason got twitchy like Roger was a minute ago. "Just promise me you'll be careful."

"I will."

When Christian turned to talk to Luna and Chelsea, "Keep a close eye on him." He told John.

"Like a hawk." John promised him.

Ashley clapped her hands. "Okay everyone! The show's about to start!" Everyone cheered before running to where they were going.

Jacob and Roger noticed Chelsea was joining them. "Um, what are you doing?" Jacob asked her.

"Just because it's my gay bff's bachelor party, doesn't mean I can't have fun too." She unzipped her sweater to reveal a revealing tube top. "Let's get this party started!" She shouted as she rushed inside with them following her unsure.

Christian and Jason's group were yelling and cheering sometime later as they watched the male performers dancing on stage. "Hunk number three! Shake that booty!" Ashley screamed in excitement when the handsome shirtless man did as told.

Christian would blush but look away as Jason watched him. Out of nowhere Jacob and Roger joined them. "What are you guys doing here?" Christian asked them. "I thought this wasn't your kind of show?"

"Chelsea went ape shit and is dancing with the girls on stage."

"Please tell me she didn't twerk."

"She twerked and tootsie rolled, so we thought we'd take our chances here."

They were interrupted by Ashley's screaming. "Ride em' cowboy!" She cheered on a shirtless man in cowboy attire. His black cowboy hat hid part of his face.

"Let's see which of you lucky ladies will be joining these gentlemen on stage." The crowd screamed loudly as the performers went into the crowd to pick a girl from the audience. The cowboy approached Christian and his group and extended his hand out to Ashley. She squealed in excitement as she accepted his invitation. Christian breathed a sigh of relief as he felt Jason squeeze his hand tightly.

Ashley rushed on stage with other girls as they danced with the guys who escorted them. She was having a great time as she grinded against the cowboy with a wide grin on his face. Out of nowhere, a pair of laced panties landed on top of his head. The crowd continued to show enthusiasm as he removed the undies where his hat tilted to reveal his face.

Christian and the others gaped at who it was. "Brock?" Ashley asked flabbergasted.

"Surprise." He sang before grabbing Ashley, dipping her, and gave her a sloppy kiss. The crowd cheered when Ashley kneed Brock in the groin area. All grew silent when he released her and slumped in pain. Ashley humphed at him before hitting his face with her rhinestone purse before storming out. The silence was broken when Jason laughed hysterically.

Christian dragged Jason out as he and the others rushed after their eldest sister. "Ashley! Ashley!" Jessie called her name but she disappeared.

Just then Brock was kicked out of the club. "You are banned due to trespassing and impersonating a dancer." The manager of the club turned back with security and shut the door.

Brock dusted himself off with the cowboy outfit still on. "Howdy."

"Nice pattern on your face." Jason teased his cousin.

Brock placed his hand on the cheek that Ashley left rhinestone marks on. "I thought she'd slap me with her hand. Not that brick of a bag."

"How did you know about the party?" Sarah asked the bulky man with auburn hair.

"How did you get past security?" Luna wanted to know.

"I follow your sister through social media. Not my real name, of course. Trying to figure out what her deal was. And saw her post about the party, and hatched this brilliant plan."

"Brilliant plan?" Christian asked with a dead-pan face.

"You saw, little ginger." He grinned wide. "I'm friends with one of the performers, and he helped me sneak in and taught me all the moves." He gestured towards himself. "She was all over me."

"That's because your ugly face was hidden." Jason told him.

Brock made a fist at him. "I'll show you ugly." A woman screaming cut them off. "What was that?"

"That sounded like Ashley. C'mon." Jessie commanded and everyone followed her to the source of the sound. When they rounded the corner, they stopped dead in their tracks. Ashley was sprawled on the pavement with her purse next to her with one shoe missing as red smeared the front grill of a cab.

"Ashley!" Jessie yelled as everyone gathered around her.

"What have I done?!" Brock cried out as he held her in his arms. "It was supposed to be a harmless prank!"

"It was?" Ashley's voice asked him. Everyone stared as Ashley wrapped her arms around Brock and gave him a quick peck on the lips. "Got you."

"What?" Brock looked to see Ashley was unharmed.

Ashley sniggered when she dug through her chest and pulled out lipstick. "This is your blood." She stood up and stretched. "Here's fifty bucks." She gave the cab driver when she retrieved her shoe and purse.

Jason began to laugh when Christian elbowed him. "You're. You're." Brock's frown turned into a smile. "You're despicable."

"You shouldn't have pranked me." Ashley said. "Now we're even."

"Baby, we're just getting started."

"You are going to regret this."

"I think not."

"For the love of." Roger started.

"I think it's time to get some wings." Sarah spoke.

"Agreed." John muttered.

"I hate to miss a show like this, but I'm famished." Jason said as they left the two alone to banter.