Disenchantment Sagas

Battle at the Docks

     The sound of the calming waters filled the ears of our pink-haired thief, Hilda, as she stood at the front of the boat. Hilda was sporting her usual pigtail hairstyle. She wore a white tunic shirt and black pants with brown boots. Tavish walked up behind, and he wrapped his arms around her waist. Our prince was sporting his usual green royal attire. Hilda let out a blissful sigh and placed her hands around his. The boat they were on was a fancy royalty ship he got from Bertram. It wasn't hard for Tavish to convince Bertram to let him borrow the boat. Bertram wasn't that hard to talk into letting Tavish borrow anything. Nonetheless, the two were enjoying their boat ride together.

     Hilda looked up at Tavish and stared into ocean-colored eyes. The two lovers lean in and share a deep and love-filled kiss. Hilda broke away and giggled softly. "You know...you didn't have to get a boat for us. I would've been fine with sitting out in a field having a picnic,"

"What can I say? I want to get the best for my wonderful little potato," Tavish smiled, rubbing Hilda's cheek.

 Hilda snorts and bursts out into a fit of laughter.

Tavish blinked a few times and blushed. "W-What? What did I say?"

"Wonderful little potato?" Hilda held her stomach, trying to control her laughing fit.

"Y-You like potatoes, don't you?"

"I do, I mean, not that much. But, oh my god, that was so corny," Hilda wipes a tear from her eye. She noticed that Tavish was looking embarrassed. She brought him in for another kiss and wrapped her arms around his neck. "But..I love you so much for it."

Tavish smiled, and the two shared another loving kiss. Their hands go up and down each other's waist and back. Unfortunately, a specific few individuals would ruin this lovely moment.

"BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!"

Tavish and Hilda's eyes widened, and they turned to Bean, sitting on the main deck with Elfo, Koga, Pendergast, Turbish, and Mertz. Tavish glared, and Hilda buried her face into her lover's chest to laugh.

"Oh, sorry about that lovebirds!" Bean grinned. She was drunk and had five mugs of beer sitting before her. "I didn't ruin the moment, did I?"

"Yes," said Tavish, frowning.

"No," Hilda chuckled. "Nice one beanie!"

"Thanks, Hilda!" Bean waved at her while downing her six mug.

"So, nobody wants any shoe milk?" Elfo asked.

"Ok, why do you keep milk in your shoe?" Koga asked.

"Where else am I supposed to put it?"

"In a bottle? Or a cup?" Koga replied.

"Can I have some more shoe milk, please?" Turbish asked.

"Sure!" said Elfo, delightedly.

Tavish just grumbled under his breath. "This was supposed to be just us on this boat..." He gripes.

"Oh, stop," Hilda nudges the prince. "I don't mind it. We're still spending time together."

Tavish sighs. "If you say so, dear," he gives Hilda a warm smile. Hilda returns the smile, and she embraces him.

Luci gagged as he watched Tavish and Hilda. "Ugh...love," he rolled his eyes. But his eyes would spot something afar. It was a small dingy boat with vultures swarming around it. Luci took out his telescope and zoomed in on the dinghy. "YO GUYS! DINGHY AHOY!"