Uncomfortable Truths - - (Drarry Fanfiction)

Chapter Sixty-Seven - Where are you going?

Harry sat at the Gryffindor table waiting for breakfast. It's early enough in the morning that very few of the students or faculty have arrived. He's been up most of the night. It's Friday, in less than twelve hours they'll be in the States, in Sin City, in Las Vegas. He has a night of debauchery ahead of him, and then he's getting married. He's getting married, and he hasn't told anyone. Well, Ron knows and Blaise, and Malfoy, obviously; but no one else. Hermione would forbid it and not because she wouldn't want him to get married, but because they have exams next week. This weekend should be used for studying. She's going to have kittens when the four of them disappear.

She's going to murder him when she finds out he got married and she wasn't there. The only saving grace is that he's pretty sure he's going to get off easy compared to what Pansy is going to do to Draco. He should probably get some life insurance taken out on him. Do wizards have life insurance? He'll need to find out.

They still haven't figured out the name situation. Malfoy or Potter, Potter or Malfoy, Potter-Malfoy or Malfoy-Potter? They can both claim Black too. Harry James Black, Draco Lucius Black, Harry James Malfoy, Draco Lucius Potter. What about Kyle, which name would work best for him? Kyle Malfoy, Kyle Potter, or Kyle Black? It probably depends on which most ancient and noble house he wants to be the heir to. Well Potter is just Noble, at least he thinks, they could be ancient. Who the fuck cares; he runs his hand through his hair, it's too early to be thinking about this.

Narcissa and Lucius are officially divorced, and Draco stayed a Malfoy. He had his dad sign most of the holdings over to him permanently. Lucius is too afraid of the ministry seeking reparations that Draco was able to use it against him. For all legal purposes, Draco has taken over as the head of the Malfoy family. So maybe it'll be Harry Malfoy, ugh, no. As much as he likes Lucius's idea of Harry James Black Malfoy Potter and Draco Lucius Black Potter Malfoy, he almost doesn't want to do it just because it was that pricks idea.

He made a list of everything he needs to get completed by the end of class today, and most of the items on the list are done.

1. Pack – don't forget the ring ✔️

2. Ask McGonagall about new Hogwarts gym (not wedding related)✔️

3. Write vows

4. Talk to the ministry ✔️

5. Talk to Kyle

6. Talk to Malfoy about "bedroom things"

7. Get all homework done ✔️

8. Get money ✔️

He feels pretty good about everything. Except that he wants to puke, but that's normal, right? Everyone feels like they're going to puke before they get married to their childhood nemesis. That's normal too, having a nemesis when you're a kid, right? Also, that Malfoy was his nemesis and not Voldemort. Completely normal. Tom Riddle aka Voldemort aka Voldie aka Tom he was just the boogie man, right? Not his nemesis. Malfoy was his nemesis and he's marrying him... tomorrow, in the States, with only Ron and Blaise fucking Zabini.

He saved the wizarding world; he can get married. It's not nearly as scary, it's slightly scary and he can't talk about it. Why can't they tell their friends? There was a good reason why they decided they can't. What that reason was escapes him now, but that's ok. There was a good reason and he's definitely not going to puke.

"Harry, you're up early."

"Good morning, Luna, you look lovely."

"What are you reading? Would it be wrong if I told you that you don't look well?"

"I think I might puke."

"Do you think it may possibly be the blibbering humdingers affecting you this morning?"