CHAPTER 60: A Trip To The Sea (Part 2)

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Aloha! Yoohoo! Woo woo woo woo! Don't be alarmed, I'm not crazy, haha. I just feel so refreshed this morning. Waking up to the breeze, sunlight, sea, nature, and the people we love. Wow, this is truly amazing!

Last night, I slept very well, like a log. All the fatigue and soreness from traveling is gone. Today, my gang and I are ready to explore the sea of Krabi. But before we go, we need to fuel up with breakfast (or brunch?). By now, my dear friends are probably already devouring their food without waiting for me.

"Wow wow wow! Look at the couple of the Rattanakosin (ancient name of Thailand)! Haha."

"What kind of shirt is that? Don't tell me that you two are wearing matching shirts???"

"What's that? "Shorty's Husband" and "Handsome's Wife"... What??? Hahaha"

As soon as Phum and I stepped into the restaurant, we were bombarded with by the teasing from those geese. How could they not tease us? We were wearing matching shirts. The handsome guy was smiling so proudly that I wanted to kick him.

They must have had a lot of fun. Phum said, "Just wear it, don't be shy. There are only foreigners here, they can't read it." No one can read it? What about the other nine people? The reason I came down to eat later than everyone else was because I was debating whether wearing this cursed matching shirt or walking shirtless would be more embarrassing. I think I have my answer now.

They weren't even interested in the food in front of them, just waiting to tease me. If I slipped up, they would probably jump at my throat. I played dumb, walked over to an empty chair, and sat down.

Q was laughing so hard, it was like he was asking for a beating. Why the fuck are you banging on the table?

Tan and Fang looked at each other and laughed, probably surprised that his Nong and friend dared to wear matching shirts. Don't wonder why I dared to wear it, guys. I still can't answer that myself T^T.

Chan and Beer looked like they couldn't handle it, while the rest were banging on their plates and glasses, cheering. An elderly foreign couple turned to look at us, probably wondering what these Thai guys were up to.

"Phum, you're a true friend. We studied engineering together, and you have such a cool idea." said Mick.

"Are you really this bold, Phum?" asked Beer.

"Damn, haha. Tell me these are your couple shirts? Seriously, who thought of this? Was it you, Phum? Haha, oh my, I'm dying laughing. Peem, my friend, you're so bold. Are you afraid that people don't know you have a handsome husband? That you have to announce it like this?" said Q, the jerk, making a beckoning gesture like Green's gang. Damn you.

"You're amazing, P'Phum. You'll be my idol forever." said little Matt, joining in. He even pounded his chest with his fist.

Oh my, someone help meeeee!!!!

"And so, my friend has a real husband now. Oh gosh!" said Pan, wagging his finger.

I was heartbroken. I couldn't do anything to them. The handsome guy was smiling proudly at the overwhelming response from our friends. I wanted to smack him on the head so badly. I'm so annoyed.

"Can I buy another one? Do you have any left? But I want it to say 'Handsome Husband' and "Even More Handsome Wife'" said Tan, leaning on Fang's chair and pointing at my shirt.

"Aren't you embarrassed? Your wife is more handsome." said Chan.

Very good, Chan. I love you today, my dear friend. Help me out, divert the topic.

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