We are...คือเรารักกัน (We are... we are in love)

Chapter 64: Birthday Party (Part 1)

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The night after the 13th, my friends, the gang, wanted to throw a birthday party for Phum. Uh, I misspoke. I should say they just suddenly wanted to eat and asked Phum to treat them. But I declined because... well, why? Because I wasn't ready. And why wasn't I ready? Because the night of the 13th, I was... well, don't make me say it.

Even though I turned them down, they wanted to reschedule the celebration to the 15th or 16th. But can we stop the rain or stop bad people from doing bad things? No, we can't. So, when they couldn't be stopped, they stormed into Phum's condo in the late afternoon. The witness (Phum himself) reported that nearly 10 robbers barged into the bedroom while the victim (me) was lying there, nearly dead from exhaustion, while the witness had just finished showering.

Then, the leader of the robbers (the filthy bastard, Fang) arrogantly said that they came to see how successful my surprise was and how intense it was. How many martial arts moves did we use? Seriously, what the hell are you thinking? I'm not like you or Tan who are setting records for having 3,000 poses!

The witness also said that the gang (I feel like I'm getting crazier every day, hehe) started messing with the bedding, pillows, mosquito nets, and drawers, and Fang ordered Chan to check for bloodstains. Check for your father's blood, Fang?

The rough robbers then woke the victim-me up by shaking my body, pulling my eyelashes, and trying to kiss my cheeks. The witness couldn't stand watching and yelled at them, which made me start to regain consciousness. Haha, that's when I was almost falling off the bed in shock. Imagine waking up and finding a bunch of big guys standing around your bed, glaring at you with sinister eyes. Wouldn't you be shocked?

And then, the cheeky Phum had the nerve to tell them that the previous night he had been gentle and took care of me, so there was no blood. What the hell, Phum! I'm going to jump from the 15th floor now, you bastard. Gentle? What kind of gentle leaves marks all over my neck? >U<

I gathered the main points and found out that at first, they couldn't agree on where to celebrate Phum's birthday. Each of them proposed a place they liked. Q suggested going to Tawan Daeng (a microbrewery and restaurant), not sure why he was so obsessed with it. Mick suggested a beer garden too. Then, Dr. Chan said to go to a closed pub. What a drama! And Tan said we should have it at my house because the atmosphere was good, eat and then leave. That annoying bastard.

But in the end, it had to be at Phum's room because Fang wanted to check out the results of the surprise??? Since Fang insisted, who would dare argue? So, I had no choice but to let them drink and party.

As for me, I couldn't take it anymore. I need to rest and regain my strength because just opening my eyes to fight with those guys earlier drained me so much. My whole body hurts. Not even my parents had ever hurt me this much. Who the hell are you? Huh? Who the hell are you, Handsome, to do this to me? Aaaaahhh! Don't let it be my birthday! I'll get my revenge! Just you wait, I'll double it like compound interest, you damn dog.

[T/n: Your revenge? 😏]

I opened my eyes to find the sky already dark. Ah, every time I nap in the evening, I get a headache. I dragged myself out to find them making noise, gathered in the middle of the living room. Pan was holding the microphone, singing karaoke, with a beer bottle in the other hand. Where does he think he's going?

"Malay Malay Malay Malay Mai bpai Ma Malaysia!!!" ((I) won't go to Malaysia)

[Song "Malaysia" by Pae Arak 😂
T/n: That beer bottle is for anyone who dare to snatch the mic from him 😂😂😂]