Tom Hiddleston one shot/drabble collection

Nurse Thor

A/N: Thank you anon for sending in your prompt and those who participated in the poll to title this prompt!

I'm not going to lie at first I was in two minds about this one. Purely because I just view Thor and Loki as brothers, however I decided to put it to the side, knowing so many love this particular pairing. I know I've done a few with Tom and Chris as a pairing, but to me I view that as a separate entity altogether. In the end I thought I would treat it like a less brutal version of Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon situation. By that I mean just focusing on the entanglement of pairings between characters within the families, which even though I don't condone in real life, but in the sense of it makes for good shows anyways. (No hate, but I haven't read the books), although I hope that in the end I've written something that met expectations, and hopefully worthwhile for the waiting time.

Enjoy ☺️ x

(This is a 2024 prompt, please check for future updates for prompt requests.)

Prompt requested by anonymous on Tumblr: Thor is trying to care for Loki, who has a cold but is not great at it. Soups to hot. He's loud. He can't find the thermometer, so he fingers Loki to test his temperature and ends up making him cum. Please.

Summary: Steve's meeting with the team is disrupted by a snotty nose filled God, who refuses to accept he's succumbed to a common cold. However reluctantly and eventually accepts once it progresses tenfold through the meeting. Then to have to endure Thor volunteering to be his nurse.

Warnings: Anal fingering, finger-fucking, mild language, mild incest and other mature content.

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An obnoxiously loud mucus sniffing sound disrupts Steve's meeting, causing him and the rest of the Avengers to turn towards the culprit. All eyes turned onto the raven haired man or God rather seated at the far end of the table.

"What?" Loki asks, trying to give the team his best nonchalant look.

"You sound a bit run-down, Loki." Steve says, while he stands leaning across the table, with his hands firmly planted onto the table in front of him.

"Don't be absurd, Capscicle, I am a God. I don't get sick like you inconsiderable humans do." Loki replied, crossing his arms over his chest like a child scorned.

"According to my scans you have been exposed to a case of nasopharyngitis, or more commonly known as the common cold." Announces F.R.I.D.A.Y above their heads.

Loki scoffs. "Now you really are mistaken. I am of Jotun descent. The common cold is beneath me."

"Clearly in this case you are and don't even bother to insult F.R.I.D.A.Y, her programming is up to date and fully functional." Stark chimes in offensively, sounding fatherly-like every time when it comes to his beloved A.I, or other pet projects whenever someone offends them. Earning himself an eye roll from the God in return.

"Perhaps you should take the rest of the day off, brother?" Thor suggests, knowing that the team are hoping to get back to the meeting, Steve especially as he was the one who called for one.

"Nonesenes, I am...*sniffs* perfectly in good health." Everyone looks at Loki in disbelief despite his words of denial his appearance said otherwise.

Steve sighs while rubbing his temples. "Fine...let us proceed," he mutters.

Progressively Loki's health only seemed to decline further during the rest of the meeting. However the sniffles weren't the be all and end all of the isolated disruptions, in fact several sneezes and coughs developed over time too. By the end Loki was so run-down that he found it difficult to vacate his chair.