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Elmo's

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"Shet ka Elmo! How dare you leave me at Bed alone?!" sigaw ng babae sa kabilang linya. I think it was Janine. I'm not sure with her name.

"Shet you too. How dare you shout at me? Ginusto mo rin yung nangyari saatin and besides I used Condom so you're safe!" sigaw ko sa kabilang linya.

"Fuck you! Flirt!" sigaw niya.

"Excuse me? How do you call yourself? Conservative? Shut up!" and I shut my phone. Damn. I hate those kind of girls.

Hey Guys! I'm Elmo Mosese Arroyo Magalona. You can call me Moe, Elmo, Moses but not EMAM. Please dont you guys dare to call me that name. Yes, I'm the blacksheep in our Family. Blacksheep nga ako sa ibang Fanfiction ee so panindigan ko na pagiging blacksheep ko dito diba author? (A/N: Shut up Moks kung ayaw mong bawiin ko tong POV mo.) Sorry na. Di ka naman mabiro. Going back, Oo blacksheep ako. I have three older sibs. Kuya Gab is our Eldest, Ate Christina is our second, and kuya Troy is our third, and me the last and the heir of Magalona Group of Companies. Yes, Saakin ipamamana ang isa sa pinakamalaking kumpanya sa Pilipinas at sa Asya. My mom's name is Hazel Magalona and my Dad's name is Augustine Magalona.

"Dude sino naman yung tumawag? Feels like you fucked again." sabi ni Kristof.

"Yeah. Nagrereklamo nga siya, iniwan ko daw siya sa kama mag-isa. The heck! Ano? Hihintayin ko siyang gumising?" tanong ko.

"Chill dude, mahirap talaga pag gwapo ee. #Relate" sabi naman ni Mikko.

"Ha ha ha. Are you happy now?" sarcastic na tanong ko. Tumango naman si Mikko at nagtawanan ang dalawang mokong.

"Teka dude, wala ka bang pasok ha Mr. Vice-President?" tanong ni Kristof.

"Meron pero di ako papasok. I'm the Vice dont you remember? So hawak ko ang time ko. Saan niyo gustong pumunta?" I asked

"Naku brad, baka magalit si Tito Aug sayo." sabi naman ni Mikko.

"Pshhh. Wala akong pake. Tara na!" sigaw ko. Umiling yung dalawa saka na pumasok sa kotse ko.

"Where do you wanna go?" tanong ko ulit.

"I've had enough sa Tagaytay. How about Baguio? I've heard marami daw nerd chicks doon." sabi ni Kristof.

"Sira ka talaga. Fine Baguio it is." sabi ko.

While driving, Mikko asked me about the girl who reported me. "Ayun, iniwan ko lang sa police station. And I often see her these past few days. First sa Manila Cathedral then second sa Shakeys. May kapalpakan pa nga siyang nagawa ee." sabi ko sabay ngisi.

"Talaga ano yun?" tanong ni Kristof.

"Mali yung napasukan niyang CR. Panglalaki yung napasukan niya. Pfft." sabi ko sabay tawa.

Nagsi hagulpakan din yung dalawa.

"ee dude maganda ba?" tanong ni Mikko. Napatigil ako. Yes, maganda siya, sexy, maamo ang mukha at parang malambot ang katawan.

"Oo." Tipid kong sabi.

"Shet dude! Bakit mo pa siya pinakawalan? Gago ka talaga." sabi naman ni Kristof.

"Di ko siya tipo." sabi ko. Natahimik sila. Tahimik ang buong biyahe namin. We're at the boundary of Tarlac when dad called.

"Moses, nasaan ka nanaman? You have some papers to sign here and Everyone's looking for you!" sigaw niya through malalim na boses.

"I'm just having a roadtrip. Is it really important?" I asked.

"What a stupid question. Of course it is. More than your life." sabi naman ni Dad. Pshhh. I have no choice, inikot ko yung kotse and the two asked.

"What happened dude?" Mikko asked.

"Dad wants me to sign some papers. Putcha." sabi ko.

"Chill. I told you, dapat di na tayo umalis." Mikko added.

"Oo na ako na mali." sabi ko naman.

Almost 4 na ng makarating ako ng Office.

"Where have you been? ha?" Dad asked.

"Somewhere. Where are the papers?" I asked.

"Here!" he shouted sabay lapag sa table ko.

"Ang dami! When's the deadline?" I asked my secretary.

"Today at 1PM sir." sabi niya.

"Are you kidding? Ee 4PM na ah?" I said.

"That's the point sir, You're late so you have to sign those papers as fast as you can." my secretary said.

Putcha ang sungit niya ha? Ee kung sesantihin ko kaya to? Siguro pang 45 na tong babaeng to kung sinesante ko pa. Kaso nakaka-awa. Wag nalang.

I continued signing until I'm done. "Wala na ba?" I asked.

"Gusto niyo pa sir?" she asked.

"Shut up!" I shouted. Umalis naman na siya at ganun din ako.

While at Elevator, nabasa ko yung text ni Kristof.

Dude, we went home already. May emergency si Mikko and so am I. See you tomorrow.

Shet naman oh? Kung kailan okay na saka naman sila nawala. I'll go home na nga. Nagdrive ako papuntang condo ko.

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