Optimist: The Glass is half full
Pessimist: The Glass is half empty
ISTJ: *too busy to notice the glass is even there*
ISTP: *tries to use the glass as a bong*
ESTP: "I AM the glass"
ESTJ: "The glass needs to get back to work"
ISFJ: *Guards the glass all day long to make sure no one takes it*
ISFP: "Oh my goodness, what a beautiful glass! Such crystal clear water! You go, glass"
ESFP: *Waits until no one is looking, then throws glass against the wall for shits and giggles*
ESFJ: "The glass looks so lonely sitting there by itself"
INFJ: "Glass, I know we don't always get along, but I'll always be here for you" *hugs glass and cries*
INFP: "Glass, I have given you EVERYTHING!! WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME??" *cries*
ENFP: *puts yellow food colouring in water because clear isn't happy enough*
ENFJ: *refills glass* "I'm such a nice person"
INTJ: "The glass contains roughly .13 litres of dihydrogen monoxide, possibly with a few small impurities that are undetectable to the naked eye"
INTP: "The glass is invading my personal space. I see it sitting there silently judging me every second of the day."
ENTP: "F*cking glass thinks it's better than me." *pours water out*
ENTJ: "Okay who drank half of my water I am going to F*CKING KILL YOU"
