ISTJ: Replays details of their relationship in their mind over and over again until they've reasoned their way to closure
ISTP: Detaches from their emotions and goes on an indefinite spree of sensory indulgence
ESTP: Throws themselves into meeting new people and indulging in new experiences as an attempt to forget that the relationship ever happened at all
ESTJ: Loudly claims that it was their decision to end things, but secretly reminisces about the relationship when alone and is put off by their own unexpectedly strong emotions
ISFJ: Incessantly pours over every mistake they made in the relationship, trying to pinpoint what they did wrong
ISFP: Disappears from the world indefinitely to sad music and process their emotions
ESFP: Surrounds themselves with anyone who can affirm that they're still hot, interesting, and worth dating. Makes a deliberate point to do everything that being in a relationship held them back from
ESFJ: Rants incessantly to friends until they feel ready to throw themselves back into the "dating game" full force
INFJ: Withdraws to reconstruct their vision of the future without their ex in it, then seeks out the company of positive friends to lift their spirits
INFP: Retreats to cry and write out their feelings until they have fully processed the breakup
ENFP: Tells everyone they're over it, puts on a sunny face and secretly dies inside.
ENFJ: Throws themselves into full on "future planning" mode to distract themselves from their feelings until they're ready to move on to the next relationship
INTJ: Rationalises the end of the relationship and convinces themselves there was no other possible outcome than the breakup... While uncharacteristically drinking or binge eating ice cream
INTP: Throws themselves into video games, soft drugs, or pretty much anything that will interfere with them processing any sort of emotion
ENTP: Takes full advantage of their new found freedom and then gets inexplicably bummed out two months later
ENTJ: Claims to be over it immediately but is later found yelling nonsensically at a chair
