ISTJ: That one pair of headphones that never break for some miraculous reason.
ISTP: Just a straight up ghost, man.
ESTP: Worn and kind of dirty running shoes that take you on exciting adventures. You don't wear them anymore, they wear you.
ESTJ: A business suit that makes sure you don't sweat nervously in interviews and meetings.
ISFJ: A possessed flower crown that you can never take off once you put it on.
ISFP: A beautiful possessed plant that never wilts, but will get sad if you forget to water it.
ESFP: The hand me down car that goes with you on your journeys, with a sweet radio stereo as well.
ESFJ: A possessed backpack that always has everything you need, and it's always got your back.
INFJ: The thick old mystical book at the library that most people never pick up. Most people.
INFP: A notebook that leaves you nice messages written in it and occasionally pretends to be Tom Riddle.
ENFP: A possessed t-shirt with funny messages that change everyday.
ENFJ: A magic 8 ball that will only ever land on positive messages
INTJ: That stuffed animal that you swear rolls it's eyes at you when you're not looking
INTP: A keyboard that fixes your typos, grammar, but also prevents you from sending biased opinions and types up more intelligent sentences for you.
ENTP: A possessed phone that makes the most embarrassing typos and messes with it's owner.
ENTJ: A possessed map that marks all the places you conquer.
