ISTJ: On the front lines defending their homeland.
ISTP: A duel. To the death. At dawn.
ESTP: Does while attempting to jump over a shark's mouth while on a motorbike.
ESTJ: Old Age.
ISFJ: Smothered by kittens.
ISFP: Got a little too close to a bear on that nature hike =(
ESFP: Parties too hard.
ESFJ: House fire.
INFJ: Empathic ally absorbs their friends' wounds.
INFP: Pines away for their true love.
ENFP: Got stabbed with the real knife instead of the prop knife.
ENFJ: Heroic sacrifice to save humanity.
INTJ: Testing one of their inventions on themselves.
INTP: Executed by the totalitarian government for intellectual crimes.
ENTP: Sentenced to fight the slime creature for backsassing the evil overlord.
ENTJ: Assassinated by henchmen.
