"Idunno," said Idunno. “It says here there’s a land variety, one that comes up on shore and runs around.”
“Well that’s not going to be easy then, is it?” moaned Ugbash.
“We don’t live near the sea,” said Wibble, “an’ the Dark Lord wants ‘is vittles by tonight.”
“Let’s get the junk mobile out,” suggested Idunno, “it needs a run.”
They all went to the cluttered large shed where Idunno kept his junk mobile.
“You’ve got too much stuff in this shed Idunno,” noted Ugbash.
Idunno got in the driver’s seat, started the engine and drove straight through the door, his junkmobile covered in stuff.
“Whatever drops off I’ll get rid of.”
“What happens if the steering wheel drops off?” asked Pan Head.
“You can have it.”
“Shouldn’t we take high powered rifles?” inquired Chop.
“No,” replied Ugbash, “the Dark Lord prefers things hunted in the old ways.”
“I’m going to take one just in case,” said Chop. “You’ve ‘eard the joke about the chicken crossed with an octopus?”
“No, how did it taste?”
“No one could find out ‘cause they couldn’t catch it to eat it.”
“I see your point,” admitted Ugbash, “alright take the Vortex Viper PST 4-16x50mm FFP with the spotter’s equipment.”
All six goblins got into Idunno’s junkmobile and set off for the nearest beach that had squink while various things dropped off onto the road on the way.
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The Goblin Adventures
FantasyWe meet Ugbash, Pan Head, Wibble, Wobble, Chop and Idunno from The Crying Pennant in a short serialised story where they go hunting for squink. Then we meet Bip, Bop, Battam, Ugz, Bugz and Tongs the Goblin Space Marines who along with Sergeant Griml...
