DG walked into the garden area in the plaza and started to give money to passersby.
“What are you doing?” asked DL.
“Helping the needy,” he replied.
“You should be helping the greedy, like me and the Emperor.”
A scruffy looking man came up to DG, “Any spare change Guv?”
DG gave him a $100 note.
“Thanks Chief,” said the man who shuffled away to the hot dog stand.
Seen on the horizon was a streak of light that sped through the sky and landed next to DL and DG. “Whoa!” exclaimed DL, “Who are you?”
“I am the Light Man, I fight evil with my light.”
“I think you could fight evil by giving us a fright.”
“I know you D’ark, you look to be up to one of your nefarious schemes again.”
“Well actually…”
“Let’s fight!”
“Well actually, my new partner is giving away money to passersby.”
“Fight the light.”
“Did you hear what I said?”
Light punched D’ark on the chin and knocked him down. “That was easier than I thought,” he thought.
“It would be,” replied the Dark Lord, “I haven’t taken my super powers yet.” Quickly D’ark sipped three of his phials, “Now Light Man prepare to have your lights knocked out.”
“Oh very good,” said Light Man, “nice wordplay.”
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The Goblin Adventures
FantasyWe meet Ugbash, Pan Head, Wibble, Wobble, Chop and Idunno from The Crying Pennant in a short serialised story where they go hunting for squink. Then we meet Bip, Bop, Battam, Ugz, Bugz and Tongs the Goblin Space Marines who along with Sergeant Griml...
