Lord D’ark and the D’ark Goblin both leapt from the roof and bounced towards a wooded area. Once they got there Lord D’ark looked behind them, “It wouldn't take a genius to figure out where we’d gone.”
“We may have scuffled from the woods and over the roofs to crash into the office”
“Well done Sherlock what deductive reasoning, you should try for a job at CSI Miami, they need a janitor. Now let’s rip the door off the safe.” He grabbed the handle and pulled with all his might but all he did was rip the handle off.
“Well done Break-lock. At least I wouldn’t have pulled the handle off and broken the lock.”
“We’ll both have to punch it either side at the same time, ready?”
They both got to either side. Lord D’ark counted, “1, 2, 3.” They both punched the door. The safe exploded like a tin of beans being crushed in a landslide victory of the Democratic Party.
When they looked inside there was a gold bar the same size as a mobile phone.
“Wonderful,” griped the D’ark Lord, “we do a job that could be worth 500K and come away with a gold bar worth about 10K.”
As they were looking at the gold bar the Junior Lawful League turned up.
“Be prepared to spit teeth,” said Cybot.
“Wonderful,” said Lord D’ark, “now kids want to beat me to a pulp. I should have stayed at home today and watched ‘Terminator 3’, it would have been less violent.”
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The Goblin Adventures
FantasyWe meet Ugbash, Pan Head, Wibble, Wobble, Chop and Idunno from The Crying Pennant in a short serialised story where they go hunting for squink. Then we meet Bip, Bop, Battam, Ugz, Bugz and Tongs the Goblin Space Marines who along with Sergeant Griml...
