The Emperor called the Black Goblin to his private office.
"Now then Goblin, what's all this I hear about you being captured by Light Man and escaping from the police?"
"It is as you say."
"I know you are on my personal staff and have diplomatic immunity but this sort of behaviour only serves to stir up greater criticism of me and my country."
"Sorry Sir, it was that darned goodness potion. You can't lie or steal or be violent or swear, it's worse than being a Christian. At least if you're a Sunday Christian you can lie and steal, swear and be violent for the other 6 days of the week."
"I am running a business here Goblin and I need you to make me money. You will not make me money if you are incarcerated will you."
"No Sir, it won't happen again. Unless I have a conversion experience."
"Yes, well make sure you don't. I thought I had you tested for that before you joined the Evil League?"
"Yes you did."
"As I remember you got the lowest score possible for spirituality. How do you explain that?"
"I cheated."
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The Goblin Adventures
FantasíaWe meet Ugbash, Pan Head, Wibble, Wobble, Chop and Idunno from The Crying Pennant in a short serialised story where they go hunting for squink. Then we meet Bip, Bop, Battam, Ugz, Bugz and Tongs the Goblin Space Marines who along with Sergeant Griml...
