“Let’s use Battam as a battering ram. He’s got a head as hard as nails,” said Ugz.
“Unless he’s got a head as hard as tritanium then he won’t do,” rued Grimly.
“I've got some plastic explosives,” announced Bugz.
“C4?”
“We don’t call it that in this dimension. It’s called Crumbly Bumbly 4.”
“Sounds more like a dessert,” noted Grimly, “will it work?”
“The amount I’ve got could blow the brains off a biscuit.”
“When did biscuits get brains?That’s a little too surreal for me, but if you think it’ll work then have a go.”
Bugz attached the Crumbly Bumbly 4, which we now call C4 to the central part of the door.
“It’s Crumbly Bumbly Author not C4,” chastened Bugz.
As I should have said before, Bugz attached Crum Bumb 4 to the door.
Bugz sighed a little but set the charge.
“How far back do we have to stand?” asked Grimly.
“50 feet should do.”
They stayed where they were and were joined by Bugz who pressed a button on the hand control to detonate the charge. They all ducked and were covered in dust and dirt. When they looked up they had blown a huge hole in the ground in front of the bunker door, but the door remained unscratched.
"I think you would have had more of an effect if you had used my Mother-in-law's apple crumble instead," declared Grimly.
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The Goblin Adventures
FantasiaWe meet Ugbash, Pan Head, Wibble, Wobble, Chop and Idunno from The Crying Pennant in a short serialised story where they go hunting for squink. Then we meet Bip, Bop, Battam, Ugz, Bugz and Tongs the Goblin Space Marines who along with Sergeant Griml...
