“What are you two doing on the ship?” asked Sergeant Grimly, “I thought I ordered you to switch your comms off.”
“We have just escaped from the crab bot army by using our brains, well my brains actually.”
“You should have used your pulse weapons instead of your brains. Things can go wrong when you use your brains.”
“Well things went right this time. Any orders Sir?”
“See if you can use the ship to bypass the electric field.”
“I’ve already done it once using some dog tags and Bop’s weapon, I suppose I could use an anti-phasic grenade.”
“Have you got one?”
“No, but I’ll make it out of…”
“Cream cheese and marmalade?” wondered Bop.
“No Bop,” said Bip, “that is why you do the fighting and me the thinking. I think those crab bots have made your thinking processes worse than usual. I’ll make it out of a stun grenade and one of the anti-phasing shield generators on the ship.”
“Good boy Bip, remind me to give you a commendation when we get back to base,” said Grimly, “if it works of course.”
“Have the others found any more air intakes?” inquired Bip.
“They don’t seem to. I’ll call then back before they get too far away.” He spoke to Battam, Tongs, Ugz and Bugz.
“Ok you four,
Get back to the door,
Bip is going to,
Even the score.”
“Nice rhyme Sir,” said Tongs, “Do you really want us to return or were you joking?”
“Try not coming back and see,” threatened Grimly.
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The Goblin Adventures
FantasyWe meet Ugbash, Pan Head, Wibble, Wobble, Chop and Idunno from The Crying Pennant in a short serialised story where they go hunting for squink. Then we meet Bip, Bop, Battam, Ugz, Bugz and Tongs the Goblin Space Marines who along with Sergeant Griml...
