The Goblin Adventures

The Black Goblin 21

Cybot, Captain Holiness, Retro Boy and the Atomic Pimple faced Lord D'ark and the D'ark Goblin. Invisiralé may have been there but you couldn't tell because she turns invisible.

"Take that Prince of Darkness," said Cybot as he punched at Lord D'ark.

D'ark dodged the punch, "I am not Dracula, Cyburp, but Lord D'ark. Get the name right junk heap."

The Atomic Pimple pressed his pimple and aimed the torrent in the direction of the Goblin. The D'ark Goblin managed to duck and the sticky goo hit a tree.

"Eugh!" exclaimed the Goblin, "You need something for that acne. Have you tried cutting your head off?"

Retro Boy did a quick sequence of flashy Kung Fu moves.

"Been watching 'Enter the Dragon' have we?" said the D'ark Goblin as he did a roundhouse kick on Retro boy.

Retro took the kick full force which sent him back against the sticky tree, "I'm stuck in the sticky tree," he cried.

Cybot grabbed Lord D'ark's arms and tried to hold them. Lord D'ark lifted his arms slowly. "Your cyber strength is no match for my potioned super strength." He easily broke Cybot's hold and pushed him back.

Captain Holiness flew down on Fullness his flaming horse. The horse stamped on D'ark and sent him back against the sticky tree, "I'm stuck in the sticky tree as well," he groaned.

The Goblin, seeing things were not going his way ate another Jelly Baby and disappeared.

"He's turned invisible," said the Atomic Pimple, "can Invisiralé see him? She's invisible."

"I haven't seen her all day," said Retro boy, "I think she's poorly, so her invisibility isn't working properly and so she's stayed at home."

Lord D'ark screamed at the D'ark Goblin, "If you run out on me now Goblin the partnership is over. Do you hear me? Over. And you can't call yourself D'ark Goblin any more. Do you hear me?"

The Black Goblin slipped out of the woods and flew back to the embassy. At least he would be in time for the nine o' clock film and any leftover afters.