"You shouldn't fight," said DG, "that is evil."
"I fight evil," said Light Man, "that's good."
"Violence breeds violence."
"Are you saying that you lot are only evil because we beat you up when we arrest you?"
"Yup."
"But you evil lot always beat people up when you rob them we are just paying you back."
"Can we get on with the fight please," said Lord D'ark, "I don't want to waste my super powers arguing. Who wants to pay out 60k just to argue?"
"Argument Man?" suggested DG.
"Take that you miscreant," shouted Light as he tried to punch D'ark again, but this time D'ark sidestepped using his super speed.
"Hah, I am faster than Light!" hahed DL.
"You must be a neutrino then," quipped the D'ark Goblin.
"That isn't proven yet, there may be a skewing of the results," said Light.
"You have a skewed attitude towards me, I'm not evil," explained DG.
"Join me then and we will defeat the Dark Lord."
"Ok, but I won't hit him, that's evil."
"If you join him DG the partnership is off," said DL.
"That means I'll be able to change my name to Light Goblin."
"Too many name changes spoil the plot," said the Dark Lord as he threw a wobbly.
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The Goblin Adventures
FantasiWe meet Ugbash, Pan Head, Wibble, Wobble, Chop and Idunno from The Crying Pennant in a short serialised story where they go hunting for squink. Then we meet Bip, Bop, Battam, Ugz, Bugz and Tongs the Goblin Space Marines who along with Sergeant Griml...
